Fairy tales in modern slang. Funny fairy tales remade

How to sit well with friends, drink beer and discuss latest news. But sooner or later, simple gatherings get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What do you want to play? Maybe in new fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company? It is very easy to play roles in such fairy tales. You only need to distribute the roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

Fairy tale - turnip
Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew miracle vegetables. Or what is it ... a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.
The story will take place in the form of an impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the name of the actor is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.
Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.

The words of the actors of the fairy tale:
- turnip (words: tired of waiting)
- grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years old)
- grandmother (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)
- granddaughter (words: I love to dance)
- bug (words: better than homeless)
- cat Mashka (words: mur, I like it)
- mouse (words: I'm in a mink)

Leader's words:
Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) and grandma ( my pancakes are the best). And they had a granddaughter I love to dance). Granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( moore i like it), and a mouse lived in the subfield ( i'm in a hole). And also had a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnip ( tired of waiting).
Grandfather went ( oh where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). Pulls pulls, but can not pull! Called grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the best). They began to pull together: grandmother ( my pancakes are the best) for grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) for the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull they pull - they can't pull it out!
Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance) and came to help. The three of them became a turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull, they pull, but she still doesn’t go early.
The bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled oh where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they still can’t pull it out.
Remembered by granddaughter I love to dance) about your cat ( moore i like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). Pull pull, but she does not climb!
Well, apparently it will have to leave the turnip ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running i'm in a hole) and said she could help. One, and the mouse ( i'm in a hole) dived underground. Yes, how to bite a turnip ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!
Grandfather rejoices ( oh where are my 17 years old), grandmother smiles ( my pancakes are the best), the granddaughter is dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Mashka ( moore i like it), and the mouse ( i'm in a hole) you yourself heard where she is. Everyone rejoices and has fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!

There are other versions of this tale new way. For example, such as in the video below. Watch it to the end and write down the words:

Tale of the Teremok in a new way.
The next fairy tale-alteration is a teremok. Here the actors need to give a word. For them to learn. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:

Fairy tale three sisters.
The next story is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone remembers her. But to show it at a holiday or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. We look:

Fairy tale - three little pigs.
Remember the story of the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings under this fairy tale and laugh and sow.
This is a musical fairy tale, and here only everything depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are spoken of in fairy tales.
To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:

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Today I have an article from the series "Reworked fairy tales in a modern way."

The other day I was asked to compose a fairy tale about a testicle. I laughed for a long time at such an unexpected order, but refused - I don’t compose fairy tales, for this JK Rowling)))

Literally an hour later, they asked to remake the “Ryaba Hen” in a new way. I wanted to refuse here too, but I remembered that once I really famously reworked old fairy tales. True, so long ago that she hardly remembered. Moreover, some long, complex and magical tales. So I combined both requests into one, and came up with several fairy tales from Chicken Ryaba with different modern characters. Today -

Remade fairy tale about school, teachers,

Vovochka and a golden egg.

There lived a chicken in the school yard. Ryabenkaya such, directly local Hen Ryaba.

And she laid an egg somehow. Not simple, but golden.

His biology teachers beat him, but they didn't beat him. Physics teachers came with smart devices - they didn’t break either.

The name of the school locksmith was Uncle Misha - he sawed the egg with a grinder, drilled with a drill - nothing came of it. He thrust the saw to Alexander Ivanovich, the leader of the circle of young naturalists, and said in an angry voice: “Saw, Shura, saw!” - He waved his hand and left.

They carried the testicle to the laboratory to chemists, they thought to dissolve it - only they spent all the reagents for nothing, after all, gold!

The physical education teacher played basketball with an egg. The teacher of labor clamped in a vise. The cloakroom attendant Baba Manya whispered some conspiracies over her testicle.

Even the principal of the school ran in a hurry and threatened to call the parents to the school. True, they quietly hinted to him that there was no need to call - out, the parent walks around the yard, clucking. The director blushed, adjusted his glasses and quickly left.

Well, you can understand him - he is still young, he has been a director for 2 months in total, before that he was a class teacher 9 - B (here substitute the class that is considered the most unbearable in your school. - E.Sh.)

But what about the egg? We decided to think, but for now we left a golden egg on the table in the teacher's room.

Fairy tale ending

Friends, this is rare for me, but it happens - I came up with 2 options for the ending, and I like both. So I'll write both, choose for yourself.

First option

And then skidded into the teacher's Vovochka! Or rather, it didn’t skid, and Marya Petrovna almost dragged him by the hand - once again to figure out who took the Bastille, and at the same time the cool magazine 7 - B, Vanya Pyaterkin’s i-pod and Anya Vatrushkina’s sandwiches.

Little Johnny saw an egg - and how not to see it, lies, sparkles with gold - grabbed it. And it immediately fell and broke.

You still don't know how to break something? Then Vovochka and I are going to you, meet you! Now let's break it down!

Second option

But Vovochka came, took the testicle and broke it. Because this is Vovochka, he always breaks everything - a floor vase with, a window on the 1st floor, a ceiling lamp on the 3rd ...

So if you need to break something - contact: school number 3, 7-B class, there is one Vovochka, and his name is Vadik Semenov (add the last piece of the phrase only if you have a student very similar to our Vovochka - provided that the boy is not offended).

Where to use this old new tale:

At school:

For Teacher's Day
On the last call
at graduation
In and school theater
In comic competitions, students - teachers
When congratulating a schoolboy named Vova on anything - then at the very end add that you still love him very much, because school is boring without him))

At work, at home, at a party - that is, wherever it would be appropriate to amuse the audience.

How to put this fairy tale about school:

Act out a typical school scene
Read like a monologue
Put on a silent scene - like an old silent movie, only write the words not in the credits, and the person "from the author" will read them in the course of the play, standing in plain sight a little aside from the actors or behind a screen
Make a skit without words - absolutely, even without accompanying text - and invite the audience to guess what it was. Then you will have not only a funny scene, but also the most correct or most witty answer.
Arrange a screen version of the remade fairy tale - shoot a video or make a video (sweet show from suitable ones with my text voiced by you. Do not forget to indicate the author of the script and idea - my name at the beginning of the article).

It seems that I gave out all the valuable instructions)) How do you like them in a modern way? What ending would you choose?

With a wish to live like in a fairy tale,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

Corporate culture is an important environmental factor in any company. If the principles of corporate culture are correctly formed in the organization, people work with full dedication, and the company achieves its goals faster. - Another way to strengthen the friendly atmosphere and establish warm relations in the team.

There are many reasons for such events: calendar celebrations, anniversaries of the company, completion of important projects, birthdays of employees. Professional hosts, variety artists, singers, dance groups are invited to celebrate the holidays.

A more sincere version of the holiday is guaranteed if you come up with a program yourself and, moreover, directly participate in it. And there is not much time to carve out the celebration, because it is not necessary to have a carefully rehearsed script. Fairy tales in a new way for corporate parties will help create a good mood for everyone.

Such performances do not require serious preparation, on the contrary, impromptu, improvisation is the most valuable thing in such productions. Costumes and scenery are selected stylized. Roles can be distributed according to the nature of the characters, but it can also be done by lottery. Rehearsals are not needed. Success largely depends on the leader. Reading a fairy tale, placing pauses and accents, he helps the artists.

There are several types of such fairy tales - shifters. A fairy tale based on pantomime does not involve memorizing texts. Each actor, getting used to his role (often an inanimate character), tries to illustrate the leader's story with gestures and body movements. Costumes and props are optional. Scenarios of fairy tales in a new way for a corporate party can be found on the Internet, or you can come up with your own.

Tale-pantomime for a corporate party

Characters:
Leading;
King with Queen;
Prince and Princess;
two horses;
Oak and Puddle;
Veterok and Crow;
two frogs;
Robber Serpent.

Act one

Presenter (V.): The curtain opens!

(runs across the stage Curtain, simulating the opening of curtains).

V .: Before us is a clearing covered with snow, and on it is a mighty sprawling and slightly pensive Oak.

(Oak appears, swinging its mighty arms-branches).

V .: On its strong branches, a young, imposing and slightly pensive Crow settled comfortably.

(The Crow appears and, croaking, “sits down” on the Oak).

V .: At the roots of a mighty oak there is a wide, full-flowing, ice-covered Puddle.

(If conditions do not allow Puddle to lie down, you can put a chair for her).

V .: in the Puddle, two cheerful green Frogs freely croaked.

(Two Frogs jump out and, croaking, sit down on different sides of the puddle; the Crow continues to croak, and the Oak continues to sway).

Q: Thunder rumbles in the distance.

(Thunder appears, making loud noises, shouting: “Fuck-bang!”).

B: The curtain is closing!

(The curtain walks across the stage with its arms raised, simulating the closing of the curtains.)

Action two

Q: The curtain opens! (The curtain returns to its place, repeating its movements only with its back forward).

V .: In a snowy clearing, on the branches of a mighty sprawling Oak, a pretty Crow sits, croaking at the top of its throat. At the foot of the oak, a full-flowing puddle spread out, on which two croaking frogs were attached.

(Participants repeat their movements, synchronously accompanying the text).

V .: A fresh breeze blew, tickled the feathers of the Crow, refreshed the wet paws of the Frogs.

(The breeze raises the hair on the head of the Crow and waves his arms at the Frogs).

Q: A beautiful princess appears. She carelessly jumps across the clearing and catches snowflakes.

(The princess duplicates the text with appropriate movements).

V .: Suddenly, Horse No. 1 neighed somewhere nearby. Prince Charming rode into the clearing, riding a young stallion.

(The first Horse appears with an exclamation of “I-ho-ho!” and the Prince Charming is riding on it).

W .: The prince and princess met eyes and were dumbfounded. They immediately fell in love with each other at first sight.

(Prince and Princess first freeze, peering intently, then bow).

V .: The curls of a young couple were gently ruffled by a fresh breeze. Having played enough with the lovers, a fresh breeze sat under the wing of the Crow.

(The breeze repeats the movements in the text).

V .: Suddenly, thunder was heard, and the Oak trembled with all his mighty body. Crow flies south with a panicked croak, and a fresh breeze follows. The frightened Frogs croaked.

(All listed actors portray and voice their roles).

V .: The Terrible Robber galloped on his horse No. 2. He takes the princess with him.

(The Robber on a Horse embraces the Princess and drags her along.)

V: Everything is quiet. The prince sobs and makes an attempt to drown himself in a puddle of grief.

(Prince lays his head on Puddle's lap and sobs loudly).

B: Curtain!

(The curtain runs backwards across the stage.)

Act Three

B: The curtain opens! (The curtain passes over the stage again, simulating the opening of the curtains.)

V .: Within the walls of the castle, the King and Queen are weeping, mourning their missing daughter. Everyone is crying, including Oak and Puddle.

(The King and Queen appear arm in arm, with loud sobs. Everyone greets them with bitter exclamations.)

V .: The prince asks the blessings of the King and Queen and rushes in search of the Princess.

(Prince gets on one knee in front of the Queen and she overshadows him with a cross).

V .: Thunder rumbles again and the Robber appears on his Horse. The Prince and the Rogue are fighting.

(Scene of the battle between the Prince and the Robber on horseback).

V .: The robber is defeated! A crow returns from the south and a fresh breeze. A fresh breeze brings the young princess.

(The robber runs away, Veterok appears with the Princess in his arms).

Host: The king and queen saw the prince and the princess and rushed to kiss everyone.

(The King and Queen kiss all the heroes of the fairy tale present).

V .: Then they heard the chimes. After all, they completely forgot that today New Year, but they realized in time and began to drink champagne.

Such a fairy tale can be adapted to any season and any holiday.

A slightly complicated version of a fairy tale in a new way for a corporate party - by roles with text. The remarks are quite small and are repeated constantly throughout the production, after each mention of the leading character, creating a special charm for the actors.

"Turnip" - a fairy tale with voiced roles

For a fairy tale - improvisation, you need to prepare some props:

curtain (held by two participants);
beard for grandfather;
apron for grandmother;
a hat with a tail for a turnip;
elements of a dog, mouse and cat costume.

Characters:
Leading;
Turnip with the replica "Oba-na, that's what I am ...";
Grandfather - “I would have killed, e-mae”
Grandmother - “Where are my 17 years old?”;
Granddaughter - "I'm not ready";
Dog Bug - “Well, damn it, you give, dog work”;
Cat - “Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can't work without valerian!
Mouse - All right, gore you a mosquito?

Not bad if the role of the mouse solving the whole problem went to the leader or hero of the occasion.

Host (V.): There is a theater in Japan where all the roles - male and female - are played only by men. Today you have such a theater of 7 actors on tour (invites those who wish) with a fairy tale in a new way for the Repka corporate party. .

A small curtain is erected and the artists hide behind it.

V: Dear viewers! See a fairy tale in a new way, don't you want to? Surprisingly familiar, but with some additions ... in one, well, very rural, area very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).

Grandfather: I would have killed, e-Mae!

V .: and the grandfather planted a turnip.

(Repka emerges)

Turnip: Oh-ba-na! Here I am!

V .: Our turnip has grown big, big!

(Repka emerges from behind the curtain)

Turnip: Both-na, here I am!

V .: Grandfather began to pull a turnip.

Grandfather: (leaning out from behind the curtain) I would have killed, e-mae!

Turnip: Both-na, here I am!

V .: Grandfather called Grandma.

Grandfather: I would have killed, e-Mae!

Grandmother (surfacing over the curtain): Where are my 17 years old?!

V .: Grandma came ...

Grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?

Host: Grandmother for grandfather ...

Grandfather: I would have killed, e-Mae!

V .: Grandfather for a turnip ...

Turnip: Both-na, here I am!

Leading: They pull, they pull - they cannot pull it out. Calling Grandma...

Grandmother: Where are my 17 years?

Host: Granddaughter!

Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!

V .: Sponges did not make up? Granddaughter came...

Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!

V .: took up Grandma ...

Grandmother: Where are my 17 years?

V .: Grandmother for Grandfather ...

Dedka: I would have killed, e-mae!

V .: Grandfather for a turnip ...

Turnip: both, here I am!

V .: they pull, they pull - they can’t pull it out ... Granddaughter calls ...

Granddaughter: I'm not ready!

Host: Bug!

Bug: well, damn it, give, dog work!

Leading: Bug came running ...

Bug: Well, damn it, you give, dog work ...

Host: I took it on my granddaughter ...

Q: I'm not ready...

Host: Granddaughter for Grandmother ...

Grandmother: Where are my 17 years?

V .: Grandmother for Grandfather ...

Grandfather: I would have killed, e-Mae!

Host: Dedka for Turnip ...

Turnip: Both-na, here I am!

V .: pull-pull - they can’t pull it out ... took the Bug ...

Bug: well, damn it, you give, dog work!

B: A cat!

Cat: Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can't work without valerian!

Leading: a cat came running and how it will grab onto the Bug ...

V .: The bug squealed ...

Bug: (screeching) Well, damn it, you give dog work!

V .: took on the granddaughter ..

Granddaughter: I'm not ready ...

V .: granddaughter - for Grandmother ...

Grandmother: Where are my 17 years?

Host: Grandmother - for Grandfather ...

Grandfather: I would have killed, e-Mae!

V .: Grandfather - for a turnip ...

Turnip: Both!

V .: They pull, they pull, they cannot pull. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with a wide step ...

V.Y: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.

Cat: Take the dog away. I have an allergy to wool, without valerian - I don’t work!

Leading: How to scream with indignation ... Mouse ...

Mouse: All right, gore you a mosquito?

V .: grabbed the Cat, Cat ...

Cat: Remove the dog, I'm allergic to his fur, I can't work without valerian!

Leading: the cat again grabbed the Bug ...

Bug: Well, you fucking give, dog work!

Leading: The bug grabbed her granddaughter ...

Granddaughter: I'm not ready ...

V .: Granddaughter flies to her grandmother ...

Grandmother: Where are my 17 years?

V .: Grandma broke Grandfather ...

Grandfather: e-May, I would have killed!

V .: here the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root crop! Yes, you see, according to all the signs, this is not a simple mouse!

Mouse: All right, gore you a mosquito?

Turnip: Both-na, that's what I am ...

(The turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping her tears, The turnip hits the floor with a hat.)

All artists go to bow. The tour of the Japanese theater ended with thunderous applause. Have you decided to aim at a more serious production? You can put a fairy tale in verse in a new way for a corporate party, the video offers a more complicated and no less interesting version of the Turnip fairy tale. We suggest reading.

Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew miracle vegetables. Or what is it ... a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.

The story will take place in the form of an impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the name of the actor is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.

Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.

- turnip (words: tired of waiting)

- grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years old)

- grandmother (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)

- granddaughter (words: I love to dance)

- bug (words: better than homeless)

- cat Masha (words: mur, I like it)

- mouse (words: I'm in a mink)

Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) and grandma ( my pancakes are the best). And they had a granddaughter I love to dance). Granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( moore i like it), and a mouse lived in the subfield ( i'm in a hole). And also had a grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnip ( tired of waiting).

Grandfather went ( oh where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). Pulls pulls, but can not pull! Called grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the best). They began to pull together: grandmother ( my pancakes are the best) for grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old) for the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull they pull - they can't pull it out!

Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance) and came to help. The three of them became a turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull, they pull, but she still doesn’t go early.

The bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled oh where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they still can’t pull it out.

Remembered by granddaughter I love to dance) about your cat ( moore i like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). Pull pull, but she does not climb!

Well, apparently it will have to leave the turnip ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running i'm in a hole) and said she could help. One, and the mouse ( i'm in a hole) dived underground. Yes, how to bite a turnip ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!

Grandfather rejoices ( oh where are my 17 years old), grandmother smiles ( my pancakes are the best), the granddaughter is dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Mashka ( moore i like it), and the mouse ( i'm in a hole) you yourself heard where she is. Everyone rejoices and has fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!

The next fairy tale-alteration is a teremok. Here the actors need to give a word. For them to learn. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:

The next story is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone remembers her. But to show it at a holiday or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. We look:

Remember the story of the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings under this fairy tale and laugh and sow.

This is a musical fairy tale, and here only everything depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are spoken of in fairy tales.

To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:

Fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company by roles
Fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company by roles. New fairy tales How nice it is to sit with friends, drink beer and discuss the latest news. But sooner or later, simple gatherings will bother you too.

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Funny fairy tale scene "Turnip".

This type of entertainment, how to play funny fairy tale scenes at a birthday party, at a corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity. And everyone wants to participate, especially if there are elements of dressing up.

Professional hosts and toastmasters are best trained in this regard. They always have a certain set of things to transform: wigs, funny glasses, costumes, skirts, funny ties, balloons, sabers, weapons, musical instruments, masks, etc.

But at home, you can also play funny scenes. Firstly, you can also find something suitable for dressing up, and secondly, the main thing is internal transformation, the ability to improvise, use your sense of humor and just fool around.

That's why funny, funny fairy tales skits go to "Hurrah!" in a close, friendly company, in the circle of friends and relatives when celebrating a birthday, a holiday at home, at a corporate party.

Your attention is invited to play the well-known fairy tale scene "About the turnip" and make it funny and cool. My recommendations for organizing this type of entertainment:

The main thing is to correctly distribute the roles between the guests, taking into account their acting abilities.
If possible, dress the actors in the appropriate costume or add some kind of clothing attribute so that you can see who it is?
Can widely use cosmetics or make-up
It is better that everyone has a text on a piece of paper or a piece of paper
The facilitator reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping at the place where the participants should say their line.
That is, with each mention of the role that guests play in a fairy tale skit, you need to say your own words or phrase. Naturally, you need to do this not just like that, but artistically and funny.

Here is the actual text for the fairy tale scene:

— Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.

— Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.

— Bug for granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.

— A cat for a bug. Bug for granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull it out.

— Mouse for a cat. A cat for a bug. Bug for granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandpa. Grandfather for a turnip. Pull - pull - and pulled out a turnip.

The guests say the following phrases when their role in the fairy tale is mentioned:

turnip- Man, remove the pen, I'm still 18 and not!

Dedka- I have become old, my health is not the same!

grandma- Recently, my grandfather does not satisfy me! (Preferred)

Granddaughter- Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

Cat Get the dog off the playground, I'm allergic!

mouse- Guys, maybe in a pile?

These fairy tales scenes funny will take a worthy place in your collection of adult entertainment at home, for corporate parties.

Among other things, there are other versions of this fairy tale scene. They will appear on this site soon.

Fairy tale script for a corporate party with jokes
This type of entertainment, how to play funny fairy tale scenes at a birthday party, at a corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity.

Source: prazdnik.korolevgg.com

Fairy tales in a new way for corporate parties and good mood

Corporate culture is an important environmental factor in any company. If the principles of corporate culture are correctly formed in the organization, people work with full dedication, and the company achieves its goals faster. Joint corporate holidays are another way to strengthen the friendly atmosphere and establish warm relations in the team.

Such performances do not require serious preparation, on the contrary, impromptu, improvisation is the most valuable thing in such productions. Costumes and scenery are selected stylized. Roles can be distributed according to the nature of the characters, but it can also be done by lottery. Rehearsals are not needed. Success largely depends on the leader. Reading a fairy tale, placing pauses and accents, he helps the artists.

Tale-pantomime for a corporate party

Characters:
Leading;
King with Queen;
Prince and Princess;
two horses;
Oak and Puddle;
Veterok and Crow;
two frogs;
Robber Serpent.

Act one

Presenter (V.): The curtain opens!

(runs across the stage Curtain, simulating the opening of curtains).

V .: Before us is a clearing covered with snow, and on it is a mighty sprawling and slightly pensive Oak.

(Oak appears, swinging its mighty arms-branches).

V .: On its strong branches, a young, imposing and slightly pensive Crow settled comfortably.

(The Crow appears and, croaking, “sits down” on the Oak).

V .: At the roots of a mighty oak there is a wide, full-flowing, ice-covered Puddle.

(If conditions do not allow Puddle to lie down, you can put a chair for her).

V .: in the Puddle, two cheerful green Frogs freely croaked.

(Two Frogs jump out and, croaking, sit down on different sides of the puddle; the Crow continues to croak, and the Oak continues to sway).

Q: Thunder rumbles in the distance.

(Thunder appears, making loud noises, shouting: “Fuck-bang!”).

B: The curtain is closing!

(The curtain walks across the stage with its arms raised, simulating the closing of the curtains.)

Action two

Q: The curtain opens! (The curtain returns to its place, repeating its movements only with its back forward).

(Participants repeat their movements, synchronously accompanying the text).

V .: A fresh breeze blew, tickled the feathers of the Crow, refreshed the wet paws of the Frogs.

(The breeze raises the hair on the head of the Crow and waves his arms at the Frogs).

Q: A beautiful princess appears. She carelessly jumps across the clearing and catches snowflakes.

(The princess duplicates the text with appropriate movements).

V .: Suddenly, Horse No. 1 neighed somewhere nearby. Prince Charming rode into the clearing, riding a young stallion.

Scenario of a fairy tale for a corporate party by roles "Lykomorye"

turnip
Lukomorye
12 months
flying ship
Morozko
By pike command
Teremok
The Bremen Town Musicians

Scenario of a fairy tale for a corporate party by roles

Who else can we congratulate?

Where fun, believe me, always.

But to shorten our path,

Do not bypass the big sea,

Let's go with you through Lykomorye.

We can not do without drama,

We cannot live without miracles.

(looking around) Where did Santa Claus disappear to?

Cat - I am a cat scientist in Lykomorye,

I go everywhere, not knowing grief;

To the right - I will give out a joke.

The Snow Maiden appears. Pugacheva's song "Come up with something" sounds. Turns to Cat.

New Year's Eve.

You can do everything, you are the smartest

You can help me.

Here is the misfortune, as luck would have it:

Santa Claus was suddenly dragged off;

What would a holiday be without it?

Well, how can I solve this problem here?

Snow Maiden Think of something, think of something

Come up with something to get my grandfather back to me.

Sweet and beautiful.

Drag into a pond.

Let's purr with you

Good for both of us.

Is it really that hard for you?

Cat (waving)- Well, go to the good fellows.

And you would dance sirtaki.

Straight clockwork as if from behind,

Like "Energizer" in the unit.

From us, go straight into the swamp,

If you dare to go there.

And you will answer us for sritaki!

How the swamp sucked us in.

(referring to Kikimore) And you, Kikimora, so often

Something you look unhappy.

But there is no more patience.

Oh, who did I give

So many great years.

Others have husbands like people;

Just give them a hint

And soon it will be renewed...

Water (looks at Kikimora in surprise and wants to object to her)

kikimora- Let me tell you, don't interrupt!

Today I am like iron.

It's just useless.

Water- I told you yesterday from mud

I got a cool fur coat,

Leatherette boots

I searched for eight whole days.

I get everything you dream

Just drop the call right away.

You won't let me go

Hunt for game.

Today I am like iron.

Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me

It's just useless.

So frogs are only one.

And tell the truth something

They are very small.

Cleaning them is one concern -

I have only one trouble.

Wow hunting;

I would shoot a boar.

Today I am like iron.

Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me

It's just useless.

Swamp, mud, H2O.

Where to go? Where to run,

To find Santa Claus?

Snow Maiden- Really bucks? How much?

I hope a little?

Grandmother-hedgehog 1- He captured Santa Claus,

He was imprisoned in a dungeon.

Grandmother-hedgehog 2 Just Bin Laden.

Grandmother-hedgehog 1- Not long ago he went to the bank;

Grandmother-hedgehog 2- What did you find there?

Grandmother-hedgehog 1 For all his wealth he

Bought two bills there.

It was bad lying.

Already with me (takes out a bill from his pocket)

Grandmother-hedgehog 1- Yeah, that's how things are.

Grandmother-hedgehog 2- What to do with him?

2 Grandmother-hedgehog - The weather must be deteriorating

And I'm on fire because of the heat. (Puts hand on forehead)

1 Grandmother-hedgehog - Let's call the vet.

We want to get healed

And hurry, we are suffering so much!

Veterinarian- Don't worry, we're leaving.

Snow Maiden (referring to Babka-hedgehogs)- Your appearance is not very important,

It's like everything hurts you

You are like old women with disabilities.

Here is an elixir that rejuvenates. (takes out a bottle of vodka, on which

written "Elixir of Youth")

You take the elixir for yourself,

In exchange, you give me a bill.

Come to us again.

Oh, what nerves, I was very unlucky.

I disappear, damn it, how I disappear.

I must remember exactly who I was with yesterday and where.

I am lost, (where is the bill?) I am lost.

The Snow Maiden comes out. Koschey does not see her yet.

Koschey- For him, for him I will give everything and lose.

Koschey Nothing, nothing, I don't understand anything.

Snow Maiden- Without him, without him, the fate is not yours.

So what the heck are you a villain

Santa Claus was able to capture

Throw him in a dungeon?

Santa Claus is here such made:

Under forty cold here in the afternoon,

Well, just like the Chukchi we live;

Arranged eternal ice;

My bank account is frozen.

(referring to the Snow Maiden) You just find my bill

And go away with Santa Claus

Wherever you want, and quickly,

Perhaps it will be warmer here? (Brrr)

puts it on the floor)

Look closely, student.

Oh bird, take a look! (points to the sky)

Koschei looks up. At this time, the Snow Maiden puts a bill under her hat.

Koschey naturally does not see this. Then he looks at the hat, Snow Maiden

makes passes, raises his hat, there is a bill)

Is it not this bill, Koschey?

Yes, you are the Snow Maiden straight Kyo!

You are like an icy rose;

(solemnly announces) And here comes Santa Claus!

Athas! The boys are dancing

The girls are dancing, atas!”

But fairy tales are not the end; —

(looks into the hall) - The Old Year is coming to an end,

All honest people gathered.

Yes, it's just stunned;

Then it's time to sing a song.

We know very well,

What do we need to drink urgently,

Smile at least casually.

Before we go down to you,

This tree is for us.

The corporate fairy tale script by roles presupposes the presence of an organizer-director - director who will distribute them and will monitor the preparation of employees for the holiday. Costumes and props can be made on your own, or you can contact the local theater and rent them if the budget is allocated for the New Year's party.

Scenario of a fairy tale for a corporate party on the roles of "Lykomorye"
On the eve of the New Year, fairy tale scenarios are very popular for organizing company holidays. In this case, the new corporate style is 100% guaranteed.

Source: newyear.parte.info

A fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 of the Dog

The generally accepted and very erroneous opinion is that fairy tales should be exclusively the way we remember them from the cute stories of mothers and grandmothers. But time passes, and progress does not stand still. The generation of the 21st century is very different from the people of that period when everyone's favorite stories about Little Red Riding Hood, Petya and singing guitars, the Nutcracker and 12 months were written. Today, young people, gathering at cheerful New Year's corporate parties, compose and play old fairy tales in a new way. For example: "Chicken Ryaba" with a progressive grandmother and a walking grandfather, "Turnip" with a full set of colorful characters, "New Year's story" with Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga and Leshy. In addition to traditional options, you can use modern fairy tales that combine the most incongruous griefs. Usually their plot is composed of elements of several works and filled with jokes, funny remarks, gestures, etc.

What cool fairy tales can be spent at the New Year's corporate party

An adult fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 Dogs are presented on entertainment Internet sites with dozens and even hundreds of interesting options. Experienced presenters will always be able to quickly find and beat the most suitable scenario. But you can refuse the services of a professional and try to rally the work team even before the holiday. Invite employees to take part in compiling the plot and text of the New Year's fairy tale, and also to participate in it later. Turning on a vivid fantasy, you can think together about:

The name of the future fairy tale;
storyline;
place of action;
A sufficient number of acting characters;
Jokes and jokes for everyone;
Positive ending;

Meanwhile, a fairy tale can be written in prose or in verse, with a small or large number of characters, with music or without musical accompaniment. To compose a script in a new way, you will have to fill the text with youth expressions, words from the professional jargon of the team, quotes from new fashionable films or cartoons. Using these techniques, each potential author will be able to give the plot a modern look, even with the classic selection of characters.

Fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" for a corporate party for the New Year by roles

The well-known fairy tale in a new way "Gingerbread Man" by roles is an ideal option for a corporate party for the New Year. The presenter can always go on stage and read a funny remake with a cool plot and an unexpected ending. But sitting and listening is not what young labor collectives are used to doing at holiday parties. Therefore, it is recommended to distribute roles among employees in advance, rehearse a funny theatrical performance well and show it in roles on New Year's Eve. Of course, the management and other colleagues should not advertise the future surprise, let it become a pleasant surprise for the audience in the hall.

The text of the fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" for the corporate party for the New Year by roles we have placed for you in the next section.

The text of the adult fairy tale "Gingerbread Man" by role for the New Year's corporate party

There lived a grandfather and grandmother. Slept side by side - for order. Grandfather had long since forgotten how much he loved his grandmother. Their relationship actually developed platonically. Well, yes, the tale is not about that - a tale about how a miracle happened to them last summer. However, I won't run. I will explain everything in order - I wrote it down in a notebook.

They lived modestly - without income. They ate radish, drank kvass. Here is such a simple dinner every day: from time to time. It is on this sad note that I begin my story.

Once it “found” on the old man: “There was definitely unaccounted flour somewhere in the house.” He looks at the grandmother sternly, she quietly looks away.

Yes, there is some pain. Yes, not about your honor. You can't touch her with your unwashed mug. I was going to bake pies for the birthday.

“What a vile snake I have cherished in my house. Or do you not know me? Well, quickly come here - so that no later than half an hour there will be food on the table. Maybe you don't understand? I'm about to kill someone! I explain in English: believe hangri - to eat hunting.

- I'll do it right now. You drink while kvass. For such a fool, I will bake a bun. All the same, there are no teeth - even if you lick this ball.

- That's fine, that's wonderful. So at once. What are those difficult? Is it hard to understand me? Do you think it's not disgusting for me to threaten with brute force? Just know, my dove. You are in my priorities right behind the stomach. Even though you beat your forehead against the wall, do you understand who is more important?

Grandmother sighed sadly, waved her hand at him, placing another on the fold. It was a bad gesture. She silently kneaded the dough, warmed up the place in the oven. And having rolled that dough into a ball, right into its ardor and heat, she brought it on the grip and closed the oven with a damper. Here are the things.

The old man was pleased with the kolobok, substituting both nostrils and inhaling the aroma.

“Did you, old woman, observe every point in the recipe?” I do not want to get poisoned by consuming a bakery product alone?

- Eat, killer whale, dear. If something happens - potassium permanganate is at hand. Don't worry - we'll take it out. Do not have time? Let's dig! What has changed in your face? Would you, Vasya, pray.

- Okay, stop listening to nonsense - time is up, it's time to eat.

The grandfather takes the fork with his hand - he starts poking at the ball, he yells in horror:

Help, guard. Grandfather pierced my side with a fork. This is what your mother is. You broke the tightness - I will leak in the rain.

- You of that ... Whose are you, child?

“Yours, my dear ones. Yours on the outside, yours on the inside. After all, I was molded from your test. I know everything.

“A miracle, a miracle happened. A child was born without love. Last year's flour gave us a son. Grandma, immediately drain all the remnants into the toilet, without looking back. Enough of poverty to produce - it is not easy for us to live. The bakery son jumped and jumped straight from the stove. I will live with you: I am your son - I ask you to love. One is enough for us - although the ball, but does not roll.

- I apologize, interrupting your joy moments, I want to tell you firmly: I will file for alimony. I foresee complications, since I just started life - I received such rudeness.

Are you a round brother? And roll. You roll, roll away. Forget about us completely. Here is my father's order: - Get out of here, this very hour. Sorry for the bread, there is no word. But I'm not a cannibal. I can not raise a fork on a birthmark. Even though you cut me from the sides, I can’t eat sons. But there is no urine to see - go away. Roll around the world.

Gingerbread man, sighing long, said softly:

- It doesn't matter. If you really think about it, how can I continue to live with you? Toasted my side will become throat across. And one day in the spring, for my edible essence, I run the risk of being in the form of croutons on the table. You don't get bored without me. I won't be back, you know.

Gingerbread Man rolled down to the floor, muttering softly obscenely. His soft sides were crippled slightly. Accelerating on the floor, he jumped up and adieu. Behind the fence, where the grass, came his words:

- The greed of the fraer will destroy. I left - fate will judge.

Cool fairy tale "Kurochka Ryaba" for a corporate party for the New Year 2018: script

We bring to your attention another cool fairy tale "Ryaba the Hen" in a new way with a script for the New Year's corporate party 2018. And also, a few recommendations for its preparation and conduct:

First of all, participants are assigned to the roles: Grandmother, Grandfather, Mouse, Wolf;
The host prints out the text of the fairy tale in advance for himself, and the key phrases for each participant:

Grandfather: Well, think about it, I can go anywhere without eggs.

Wolf: Oh, what passions are here, here, it seems, is my happiness.

Actors for a fairy tale are dressed up in costumes, individual elements of costumes, paper masks or simple plates with the name of the character;
The host prepares the inventory in a timely manner: a plate with eggs (foam), a chair, a bottle;
I read the scene with special expressiveness and emotional intensity, the actors, in turn, pronounce catchphrases and play along according to the script. It is better to read your roles from a piece of paper, so as not to confuse the words in the heat of excitement;
All participants are awarded small funny prizes.

Scenario of a cool fairy tale "Ryaba the Hen" for adults for the New Year

In a village, by the river. There were old people.

Grandmother Marfa, grandfather Vasily, They lived well, did not grieve.

They sometimes had guests. And once they gave

Chicken - neither this nor that, "Pockmarked" grandfather called her.

But Ryaba was young, she laid a pot of eggs.

Grandmother takes them in her hands And calls grandfather to the house as soon as possible.

Puts a quarter of moonshine. village surge,

And in the grandfather's ear broadcasts:

Eggs are back!

Grandfather Vasily cheered up, Flushed, took courage.

Well, think about it, things And without eggs, I'm at least where.

Look, there are no snacks on the table

About strength, they say, she spoke, But she forgot the snack.

Grandmother turned up her sock And ran to the cellar.

And all the while repeating:

The eggs are back.

Suddenly a bandit, a vigorous mother, Came to take away the eggs!

Well, think about it, things And without eggs, I'm at least where!

Then the neighbor's Mouse came in, She was known as a spiny tail.

She only has one thing on her mind:

Oh, the man would be cooler to me!

He sees that there is only one grandfather in the house. Somewhere you can see the grandmother is gone!

Thinks grandfather is so-so ...

Oh, the man would be cooler to me!

One, three would be better. And she went to wag her tail

To seduce grandfather Kolya.

Well, think about it ... And without eggs, I’m at least where!

Either he will sit on his grandfather’s knees, or he will stroke his bald head,

Drives gently on the back ..

Oh, the man would be cooler to me!

Led Grandfather into temptation He grunts with pleasure!

Well, think about it, things, And without eggs, I'm at least where!

The mouse turned its tail over. There was a roar throughout the house.

She did some business, she broke the Rowan Eggs

And rushed around the hut!

Oh man, better me!

Grandfather runs back and forth

Then Grandma Marfa returned, At first she was surprised,

Where are the eggs, damn it, Yes, they lie on the floor.

How to scream, howl.

grandmother: Eggs are back!

Vedas.: He sees a mouse in his hut.

Oh, the man would be cooler to me!

Well, think about it, business, and without eggs I can go anywhere.

The grandmother clutched at the hair of the Mouse, And the grandfather shouts: “Oh, women, be quiet!”

And how can it separate, Yes, the Mouse protects more!

Grandma puts her feet in motion.

Eggs are back!

The mouse hits the grandmother on the back.

Oh, the man would be cooler to me.

Here is the story of what Stop! Everyone freezes at once!

At this time, on the same day, the Wolf was walking by his own way.

What for? I want to suggest here, I went to look for the Bride.

Hearing the noise of the struggle, He knocked on the door of the hut.

Oh, what passions are here, Here, it seems, is my happiness.

He immediately saw the mouse, I understood why the scandal,

Slowly - little by little Bab separated the fighting!

Oh, what passions are here ...

Grandma hobbles to a chair ...

Eggs are back!

Grandfather hurries to his grandmother And at the same time says:

Well, think about it, business, and without eggs I’m at least where!

The mouse shows itself! “Why do I need a grandfather! I'm all like that"

And pats the wolf on the back.

Oh, the man would be cooler to me!

Oh, what passions are here, Here, it seems, is my happiness!

Grandmother and grandfather reconciled, Mouse and Wolf got married

And now they all live together, What else is needed in life.

And everyone began to live without worries Day after day, from year to year!

Meeting the holidays all together, And what else is needed in life.

Funny fairy tale-improvisation for the New Year for a corporate party with music

Another tale-improvisation with music will certainly decorate the New Year's corporate party with positive emotions, lively laughter and the natural enthusiasm of random actors. It has quite simple and familiar characters, so even amateurs can cope with their roles. We recommend not to warn guests about the impromptu performance, so that the audience is pleasantly surprised, and potential artists do not have time to come up with “excuses” for refusing to participate.

So, print out the script in advance, distribute the roles to the participants, give them pieces of paper with text and gestures that need to be repeated at the right time:

New Year 2018 - Well, you give! (Shakes his head in surprise)
Snow Maiden - Both-on! (Throws her hands)
Santa Claus - Why don't you drink? (Wobbling)
Goblin - Umm, good luck! (squats)
Waitress - Where are the empty plates? (looks around)
Old women - Well, never mind (clap their hands)
Guests - Happy New Year! (Jumps and actively waves his arms)

For the role of the Snow Maiden, you need to choose a young sexy girl. New Year - boss or director. Santa Claus - Deputy Director. Leshy is a solid uncle. The waitress is the most impudent in the team. Old women - 3 aunts. Guests - the remaining room.

On New Year's Eve

The people have a TRADITION to celebrate

People don't care a damn crisis, adversity

Satisfied shout loudly: Happy New Year!

And here we have the New Year

He seems to have just been born

Looks at people: at uncles and aunts

and wonders aloud ... .. Well, you give!

And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably

To celebrate, they shout loudly: Happy New Year!

Congratulate rushed (everywhere sticks his nose)

Tired of matinee Santa Claus

He repeats barely coherently ... Why don't you drink?

In response to the New Year: Well, you give!

And what's outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,

But they still shout: Happy New Year!

Then the Snow Maiden stood up, highly moral,

Even though her looks are far from sexy.

She will not go home alone,

Having warmed up from the road, he repeats: Both-on!

And grandfather is already Sniffing ...... ..: Why don't you drink?

In response, the New Year…….. Well, you give!

And people again, without delay and immediately

Louder and louder shouting: Happy New Year!

And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,

Tastes, admiring itself……. Both on!

Frost is groaning…….. : Why don't you drink?

Behind him is the new year ... ... Well, you give!

Two frisky grannies, two women-yagas, as if they got up on the right foot

They coo under a glass like that, without harming themselves,

And they are indignant aloud ... ... .. Well, nevermind yourself!

SNOW MAIDEN full of passion, desire,

With temptation and languidly repeats .... Both on!

Frost Yells……. : Why don't you drink?

And after the New Year ……. Well you give!

Everything goes its own way, goes its own way,

And the guests again all shout: Happy New Year!

but the Waitress made her contribution brightly and briefly.

She threw arrows on food,

Yaguski, forgetting about everything in their own way,

They sit, resent ... ... Well, never mind!

The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,

Laughing, whispering with delight….. Both-on!

And the grandfather is already screaming ... ... Why don't you drink?

Behind him is the New Year ... ... Well, you give!

And the guests, feeling the freedom of thought

They chant together again: Happy New Year!

Here Goblin, almost crying with joy,

Gets up with the words ... .... Well good luck!

The waitress, having sipped the burners,

She asked…… Where are the empty plates?

Grannies, one more zakolbasiv

they shout at a couple ... ... Well, never mind!

The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine

And again she exclaimed aloud ... ... Both-na!

And Santa Claus drinks, Screaming with all his might...

Why don't you drink?

And he drinks the New Year ... ... Well, you give!

And glasses, as if filled with honey

And they drink everything to the bottom and shout: Happy New Year!

And Goblin, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time

Called with inspiration……. Well good luck!

How to conduct a fairy tale improvisation with music at an adult New Year's corporate party

In order to not only have fun at the collective celebration, but also honor the patron of 2018, we recommend holding a funny improvisation fairy tale for the New Year for a corporate party with music. To stage it, you will need 12 volunteers who want to plunge headlong into the world of acting, and 1 skilled presenter with a great sense of humor. Musical accompaniment will not be superfluous: quiet winter melodies will only enhance the atmosphere and strengthen the fabulous effect. It is also worth taking care of masks for each participant in advance. Given that the acting characters are animals, it will not be difficult to find them. Any toy store or gift shop provides customers with a huge selection of such products. Especially on the eve of the winter holidays.

Before the start of the performance, all participants are given their texts printed on pieces of paper:

Mouse - "But you can't fool around with me!"
Dragon - "My words are the law!"
Goat - "Everything, of course," for "!"
Dog - "Oh, there will be a fight soon"
Snake - "Oh, guys, of course, it's me!"
Rooster - "Wow! I'm yelling at the top of my lungs!"
Pig - "Just a little - and again I!"
Horse - "The fight will be hot!"
Tiger - "Let's not play!"
Bull - "I warn you, I'm a jock!"
Monkey - "I am certainly without flaw"
Rabbit - "I'm not an alcoholic!"
The audience shouts in chorus "Congratulations!"

Tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018
Fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 Fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 Dogs The generally accepted and very erroneous opinion is that fairy tales should be

Not bad if the role of the mouse solving the whole problem went to the leader or hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters of the fairy tale Repka take part. The leader assigns roles. The game is suitable for both children and adults. You can choose the replicas of the heroes - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.

Be careful!
1st player will turnip. When the facilitator says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, here I am…”

2nd player will grandfather. When the facilitator says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or "I would have killed, e-mae"

3rd player will grandmother. When the facilitator says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years?

4th player will granddaughter. When the facilitator says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"

5th player will bug. When the host says the word "Bug", the player must say "woof-woof" or "Well, you fucking give, dog work"

6th player will cat. When the facilitator says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow meow" or "Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I don’t work without valerian!”

7th player will mouse. When the facilitator says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee" or "All about kay, gore you a mosquito!"

The game begins, the host tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.

Leading: Dear viewers! See a fairy tale in a new way, don't you want to?

Surprisingly familiar, but with some additions ... in one, well, very rural, area very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: and the grandfather planted a turnip.
(Repka emerges)
Turnip: Both on! Here I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big, big!
(Repka emerges from behind the curtain)
Turnip: Both-na, here I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(Looking out from behind the curtain) Would kill, e-mae!
Turnip: Both-na, here I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandma.
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
grandma(emerges over the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather for a turnip ...
Turnip: Both-na, here I am!
Leading: They pull, they pull, they can't pull. Calling Grandma...

grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't make up your lips? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took care of Grandma...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandpa...
Dedka: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather for a turnip ...
Turnip: Both, here I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull - they can’t pull it out ... Granddaughter calls ...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Well, damn it, give, dog work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, you fucking give, dog work ...
Leading: I took it on my granddaughter ...
Granddaughter:: I'm not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma ...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip ...
Turnip: Both, here I am!
Leading: pull-pull - they can’t pull it out ... took the Bug ...
Bug: Well, you, damn it, give, dog work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I can't work without valerian!
Leading: a cat came running and how it clings to the Bug ...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed ...
Bug:(screeching) Well, you fucking give, dog work!
Leading: adopted by granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma ...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather ...
Grandfather: I would kill, e-May!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip ...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they cannot pull. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with a wide step ...
Mouse: All right, gore you Mosquito?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I have an allergy to wool, without valerian - I don’t work!
Leading: How to scream with indignation ... Mouse ... Mouse: All right, gore you a mosquito?
Leading: grabbed a cat, a cat ...
Cat: Remove the dog, I'm allergic to his fur, I can't work without valerian!
Leading: the cat clung to the bug again ...
Bug: Well, you fucking give a dog job!
Leading: The bug grabbed her granddaughter ...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandmother ...
grandmother: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke Grandfather ...
Grandfather: e-May, would have killed!
Leading: here the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and pulled out a root crop! Yes, you see, according to all the signs, this is not a simple mouse!
Mouse: All right, gore you a mosquito?
Turnip: Both-na, that's what I am ...
(The turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping her tears, The turnip hits the floor with a hat.)

You can, as a punishment for those who stray, come up with a fine, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).

Fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way

The second tale is more complicated in that, in addition to words, each actor needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.

Roles and their description:
turnip- at each mention of her, raises her hands above her head with a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
grandma- he waves his fist to his grandfather and says: "I would have killed".
Granddaughter- rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
bug- wagging its tail "WOF WOF".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - "Pshsh-meow."
mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - "Pee-pee-shove."
The sun- stands on a chair and looks, as the story moves to the other side of the "stage".

Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.

If you want, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the picture to the desired size - depending on who needs the masks (for children or adults).