Evening of rest for teachers corporate. Corporate on Teacher's Day - corporate script
Cheerful script for a corporate party
3 | Voted: 25A fun scenario for a corporate party is the key to a bright holiday with colleagues. After all, far from salads on the table and beautiful outfits create a mood. Introducing original and funny scenario for a corporate party, which is suitable for any party in the office.
This entertainment can easily be interpreted to celebrate the birthday of the company or the New Year. Just add the appropriate congratulations. If you want to run more contests, here is a selection of fun games and fun.
Leading:Hello colleagues!
For a cool corporate party
Gathered a friendly team.
Everyone forgot about the dress code
About reports and work.
We'll dance until the morning
Songs to sing and light!
Leading:Are you ready to have a good rest? To get back to work on Monday? Then let's start our corporate party! You are a single team, and this is what makes the company successful. I propose to test your ability to act together in the next competition.
Contest "Catch the Ball"
For the competition, those present are divided into two teams. Each of them chooses a captain. The captains stand in front of the team, at a distance of 2-3 meters (marked with a line), they are given large baskets. Near each team there are a lot of balloons and a line that they cannot cross. The task is to throw as many balls as possible into your captain's basket. Those, in turn, should help, but not step over the line. Captains are also prohibited from touching the balls with their hands. It takes 3-5 minutes to complete the task, the team wins, in the basket of the captain of which there will be more balls.
At this stage of the corporate party, you can invite everyone to the table. But, the fun doesn't stop. After the guests have a little refreshment, you can continue the entertainment.
Leading:I know your boss is perfect. Understanding, generous, positive. And all employees without problems find a common language with him, understand each other perfectly. This will be confirmed by the next game!
Silent dialogue game
The leader and the subordinate are invited. The boss puts on headphones, and the subordinate asks the boss questions.
For example:
- Can I take a day off tomorrow?
- When will the salary increase be?
- Why am I going on a business trip, and not Ivanov?
The chief, of course, does not hear questions. He can understand what he is being asked about only by the movement of his lips and facial expressions. However, the boss must answer. As a rule, the answers are “off topic”, and the dialogue is very funny.
Then the subordinate puts on the headphones, and the boss asks questions. For example:
- When will the report be?
- Why don't you come to work on Saturday?
- Why are you late again?
Then a new subordinate comes out and the fun is repeated, only with different questions.
There are no winners and losers here, however, small prizes can be awarded for the coolest answers.
Leading:You are a close-knit team, almost like a family. Let's see how well you know each other.
Game "Who are you?"
The driver is blindfolded. One of his colleagues sits in a chair in front of him. The task of the driver is to guess who it is by feeling only his head. To complicate the task, you can use glasses, wigs, earrings, scarves. Then the one who guessed becomes the driver. This is not a competition, so there are no winners. But everyone will have a great time!
Fanta game
This is a traditional entertainment for the holidays, and we could not help but include it in our fun scenario for a corporate party. The rules are simple: the guests, sitting at the table, pass each other a small ball or some round fruit to the music. Suddenly, the music stops and the one who has the ball pulls a phantom out of the box and completes the task.
Forfeits with tasks need to be prepared in advance. For example:
- To say a tost;
- Sing;
- Dance, etc.
It all depends on the company and imagination, however, observe subordination.
Leading:You know how to work well and have fun! I invite everyone to the dance floor.
During the disco, a dance competition can be held to keep the atmosphere festive.
Competition "Dance like..."
For the game, you need to prepare in advance cards with a description of objects or phenomena of the same subject. For example, for a corporate party in winter, they are suitable: a snowflake, a snowman, a blizzard, a sled. All leaflets with inscriptions are folded into a box. Each participant pulls out one card and dances like ... a snowflake, a sled, a snowman. Then you can determine the most original performer and give him some kind of prize.
During the dance block, you can play a team game.
Competition "Treasure of the company"
The players are divided into two teams. From the props you will need cocktail straws for each participant, two bracelets, a couple of chairs. The first player takes a straw in his mouth and puts a bracelet on it. Then, at the signal of the leader, the participants run to their chairs (they are at a distance of 4-6 meters), run around them and come back. Pass the bracelet to the next player - hands free! The winner is the team that will quickly pass their decoration from the first to the last participant and not drop it.
Leading:We have a very cheerful and bright corporate party, right? But how can there be a holiday without gifts? Let's play the lottery and no one will be left without a present!
The host invites everyone to take turns pulling a ball from the drum with a number that matches the gift. Presentations must be prepared in advance and numbered. It is important that they be universal, in each souvenir the presenter suggests finding a hidden meaning.
For example:
- Notepad - career growth;
- Candlestick house - buying a summer house or a house;
- A magnet with a beautiful landscape - a journey;
- Keychain - buying a new car, etc.
Leading:This is the end of our fun corporate party. I wish the success and prosperity of the company, the achievement of your goals and inspiration - to each of you.
We hope you enjoyed our fun corporate script. We wish you a bright party!
Scenario
toOrportative for Teacher's Day
Presenter 1:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Happy holiday, dear friends!
We need optimism today!
And so that the teacher does not wither,
We will tighten our belts.
And we will not live in sadness.
Of course, a meager salary.
Well? Let's not be discouraged!
After all, Teacher's Day peals
We will remember for a long time!
And this is also a pleasure,
And this is also a blessing.
I want, friends, from this scene
You "Happy Teacher's Day" to say.
I propose to fill the glasses and drink for you, dear teachers!
Drinking, eating
MI wait for the first and second breaks.The word for congratulations to our wonderful teachers is given to the director of the school, Svetlana Grigoryevna! (congratulation)
Drinking, eating
The third toast is coming. The word is given to our men.
Drinking, eating
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Attention teachers! "Five" for the answers I put! (reads hint)
Do you love your school?
Everyone knows, of course:
In which direction do the doors open to the street? (to the right)
- in the secretary's office, how many chairs did I see? (eight)
- what color are the director's eyes when a thunderstorm rumbles outside the windows?
- what did (I.O.) put on last New Year's ball?
- And on September 1, in what outfit was I? (Blue dress)
Let's raise a glass to attention, creativity and vocation!
Drinking, eating
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I would especially like to congratulate those of our colleagues who crossed the threshold of the school as a teacher this year for the first time. But let young teachers know how hard teaching is.
Today, on the eve of Teacher's Day, you are joining our MKOU. Everyone joining the MCOU is obliged to:
1. Arm yourself with plans and notes, lists and other papers to prove your professionalism.
2. Remember that they have long said in Russia: "Talent must be hungry." Therefore, give up on everything and eat exclusively spiritual food.
3. To amaze yourself and others with your own invention, imagination, talent, enthusiasm, as well as modesty and politeness.
- And now I ask you to take an oath and after each paragraph repeat three times:"I swear!"
Solemn oath.
§ We swear to teach only based on the state program - a step to the right, a step to the left is considered an attempt to escape.
We swear!
§ We swear to uphold the Olympic motto "Faster, Higher, Stronger". This means: do not run faster than the wind during breaks, do not jump higher than the administration, do not be stronger than Atlanta, and do not carry bags with notebooks more than 10 kilograms.
We swear!
§ We swear louder than children not to shout and forgive their pranks.
We swear!
§ We swear to love all children and keep loyalty to the school.
We swear!
Today we dedicate you
In a high teacher dignity.
Let's help a little first
And then do everything yourself.
Surprises are prepared by the guys.
From now on, you are priestesses of goodness.
You will be like kittens
Look for sprouts of the mind in them.
Teach, develop and educate,
And there is no other way.
And count your nerves and strength,
Who came to school - do not leave it!
This is reasonable, good, eternal,
You came to school - and you are ours.
Glory awaits you, dear, endless,
Instead of a salary - a mirage!
- Let's raise our glasses to our young teachers!
Drinking, eating
A response from our young professionals.
Drinking, eating
- And now, dear friends, girlfriends, colleagues, let's warm up a little. I propose, without leaving the table, to play one oldgame, "FANTY". You always carry out all sorts of orders, and now, if you please, follow my, comic orders. Finally, I waited for the opportunity, and give an order to the principal of the school, and we will start our game with her. To simplify everything, I have already prepared fantas (these are small pieces of paper with execution orders, they are shown below, if possible, you can change them, or add your own: )
The game is running
Let's raise our glasses to ingenuity and artistry.
Drinking, eating
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To become slimmer for all of us.
Everyone needs to dance!
Men don't sit
Invite ladies to dance!I invite everyone to a dance break.
Dancing
While dancing:
All teachers are artists!
We are ready to tell everyone.
With your help today
We can show you the story!
Fairy tale "Three Little Pigs" (flash drive)
"Touch-ka"
Participants stand in a circle, the more people, the more interesting. The leader says a word, for example a hand (everyone has a hand and everyone takes his hand). You can then name a rarer item, such as a skirt (all players must touch the skirt). The last person to touch is out of the game. The player who has never been last touched wins.
To show skill
We must play together!
We will put chairs in a circle,
Let's dance around!(Music dance)
Fanta-Chips-Coca-Cola
All the guests present stand one after another, take hold of the waist in front of the one in front. At the command of the leader, everyone must perform movements: for the word "fanta" - step with the right foot, for the word "chips" - step with the left, for the words "Coca-Cola" make a circular motion with the hips. The leader during the dance game offers to take hold of the waist the player who is in front of the one in front, i.e. the second player from the dancer, then by the waist of the third person in front, and so on until it becomes completely crowded.
Dancing
- I invite everyone to the table.
Today is the Day of Profession-Recognition,We are celebrating Teachers Day.I want to tell you all without embellishment:“I respect you, my brothers!..I raise my cup to the peopleThat knowledge brings kindness,What sow purity in children's souls,You are nobler than everyone and everyone is kinder!I want to drink my wine for youFor your courage, patience and hard work...Colleagues, the days of exercises are waiting again!Good luck, be patient every time!”
Drinking, eating
- I proposeto competition: "Question - answer" . You first draw and read the question and then answer it.
The game is running
- For this you have to drink!
Drinking, eating
It's time to end the holiday.
To teachers all "Hurrah!"
Let the students and their parents
You are respected!
Colleagues let them appreciate and adore!
May the noble work of the teacher
It rises higher year by year.
scenarios corporate Scenario corporateCorporate on Teacher's Day Screenplay Corporate Light dance music sounds.
The presenters meet teachers at the entrance, congratulate them on the holiday and give flowers to everyone.
Guests teachers are seated at tables.
Presenter 1: Good evening, dear teachers!
Presenter 2: Happy holiday to you, dear friends!
Presenter 1: Today on this wonderful evening we are met by a cheerful musical tavern "Thirteen Chairs".
Presenter 2: You have the right to ask, dear guests, why 13?
Presenter 1: Teachers - love progressive, always bring the light of knowledge to the masses and oppose obscurantism. And today we will try to prove that 13 is a lucky number! Happiness to you, good luck today and always!
Presenter 2: I propose to start our festive evening with a friendly song for everyone (the text of the song is on the tables).
Presenter 1: So, the zucchini opens and the holiday begins!
The soundtrack (backing track) of the song "It's time to go, the road" from the movie "Heavenly slug" sounds
All: "Today festive evening, in the evening
To all teachers, frankly, there is nothing to do!
We all gathered around the table
Talk about this and that
And let's sing this song together.
It's time to celebrate the holiday
Everyone have fun, relax
And forget the word "lesson"
And the ugly schoolboy
Let our notations have plenty of rest!
During the performance of the song by the teachers, the presenters and their assistants put 13 school chairs in a row on the staged platform. Tips are laid out for each of them (except for the last - the thirteenth)
Presenter 1: The 13 Chairs Zucchini is open! And here they are - the symbols of our festive evening - school chairs. There are exactly 13 of them!
Presenter 2: Our esteemed director of the school is invited to the first honorary chair.
The director approaches the chair and reads the clue from the first chair.
Let the volleys of colorful fireworks
Our long-awaited holiday will open!
It's a pity the school can't afford fireworks...
No worse than the Champagne fireworks with us!!!
Presenter 1: Dear male teachers! Let's open the Champagne together.
Attention! Get ready for the "cork salute" in honor of Teacher's Day! Three, two, one... Volley!!!
Glasses are being filled. The school principal congratulates his colleagues on their professional holiday!
Presenter 2: To continue the holiday
We need to take a hint.
From what chair?
Of course, the second!
Host 1: Amazing teachers people!
After a glass of champagne
They even remember the order!
Presenter 2: Attention, teachers! "Five" for the answers I put! (reads hint)
Do you love your school?
Everyone knows, of course:
In which direction do the lobby doors open?
How many chairs did I see in the secretary's office?
What color are the director's eyes when a thunderstorm rumbles outside the windows?
What did (I.O.) put on last New Year's ball?
Presenter 1: Let's raise a glass for attention, for creativity and for vocation!
Presenter 2: Here is the third chair,
And here is the question:
"What's important?"
Clothing? Growth?
Ability to communicate?
Smiling kids?
(sing a song of their choice)
Presenter 2: What a good singer!
And our soul sings!
Here is the fourth chair - surprise!
Let's raffle off a surprise prize
For friendly singing
And beautiful performance!
Competition "The song goes in a circle" (teachers at one table begin to sing a song, and the other table should continue it. So in a circle, one after another)
Table - the winner says a toast!
Presenter 1: Let there be laughter and a joke, and a dance minute in the hall!
(takes a hint with a treble clef from the fifth chair). We continue
Presenter 2: We have fun,
We invite everyone to dance!
Host 1: (when everyone is back at the tables)
The next chair has a surprise!
There is a great prize for the best dancers!
(a symbolic prize is awarded to the most active dancer)
Host 2: Attention, gentlemen!
Here lies the game for you! (6 chair)
"It's time for the blondes to play"
Presenter 1: You blondes come out and amaze us with your mind!
(any competition, you can guess riddles, etc.)
Presenter 2: Blondes are smart!
They keep the world going!
And we will give each of them a souvenir!
(symbolic souvenirs from chair 7)
A toast from the participants.
Host 1: The Sound of Music Again
They invite you to dance!
(treble clef with 8 chairs)
During the dance, the presenters invite those who wish to prepare for the next number. Participants dress up in Russian folk costumes and take words with ditties. It is possible that men wear women's clothes, and women dress men's)
Host 2: Open the door soon!
Guests are freezing at the door!
(Participants of the number go out and take the balalaika from chair 9)
Artists: We came to visit you
And ditties brought!
(sing ditties about school)
Presenter 1: Teachers are all artists!
We are ready to tell everyone.
With your help today
We can show you the story!
The facilitators choose the participants in the “Fairy Tale” number from the teachers and give them cards on which the role is defined. You can choose any fairy tale, for example, “The Stolen Sun” by K.I. Chukovsky.
Roles on cards: sun, crocodile, cloud, two rams, etc.
The host reads a fairy tale (excerpt), and the participants depict as best they can.
The role of the sun is best given to the headmaster.
In conclusion, presenter 2: We have one sun! (points to director)
Let it shine for us!
Let the salary increase!
Teachers do not offend!
The host invites the director to take a hint from chair 10.
Director: The award is not fun for you!
I wish you all creativity and success!
(if there is an award for Teacher's Day, it's time to present it)
Presenter 1: (takes the treble clef from chair 11)
To become slimmer for all of us
Everyone needs to dance!
Men don't sit
Invite ladies to dance!
Presenter 2: To show dexterity
We must play together!
We will put chairs in a circle,
Let's dance around!
The game "One Extra" is played with twelve chairs.
Presenter 2: Here is the last thirteenth chair.
About the fate of twelve chairs, if anyone has forgotten, you can ask Ostap Bendar. And today we will follow his path. It's a festive evening and we can be a little adventurous! Bring in the magic bag! (chips in a bag, number 13 on one of them)
Host 1: Each of you can take only one chip. The lucky one who came across a chip with a lucky number 13, please come to the coveted chair!
The presenter puts on a ribbon with the inscription “Teacher is a Millionaire” on the lucky one to the solemn music and sits him on the 13th chair and lets him read the hint.
Millionaire: And where is my prize - a million? Did he get lost?
Presenter 2: Only our generous teacher
I dumped a million in a bag (a)
And I bought gifts!
The facilitators bring gifts for all teachers.
Presenter 1: It's time to end the holiday.
To teachers all "Hurrah!"
Facilitator 2: Let the students and their parents
You are respected!
Colleagues let them appreciate and adore!
Presenter 1: May the noble work of the teacher
Rising higher year after year!
Dance music plays. *********
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"Summer Tale". Scenario corporate event by the end of the school year
SUMMER TALE
Greetings to all workers
I give you barbecue and vodka,
After all, you went out into nature,
But do not rush to rest here,
And here you will be directed
From a summer fairy tale - legends,
I will give the roles to all of you here,
And the fairy tale will be here and there,
There will be crazy contests
For them, expensive gifts,
And to start it all
Please applaud!
(everyone applauds)
Let us not always wear outfits from Versace,
And we are not driven to work "Mercedes"
But we have important tasks ahead of us,
We are making society progress.
I am not in vain now pushing this speech
I confess to you, colleagues, not melting:
I do not like another profession,
I am proud only of the fact that I am an educator!
(presentation of medals to employees)
And so now I ask you
Raise your glass at this hour
You are all undeniably good
Everyone worked from the heart
And let's all drink to
So that we can rest like this!
(meal)
Leading:
The fairy tale begins
And the most daring, for the role, are called!
Competition “Forest Animals”
Participation is optional, up to four people. They will have to stage a scene in which everyone will have their own role. The roles of the audience are not announced, they must guess who plays who. The roles are: hare, squirrel, wolf and fox. Everything happens at the edge of the forest, everyone is busy with their own business: the squirrel collects bumps, the wolf howls, the fox wags its tail, the hare jumps. It is better to switch roles, so that, for example, a man plays a fox, it will be funnier. And so, whose roles are guessed, those participants receive prizes. For prizes, it is better to pick up something useful for work.
Presenter:
Here is the first episode
The story takes its course
Well, we take glasses,
We are happy with what is happening
And we drink to our director,
We thank and praise him for everything!
(director's speech with wishes for work, etc.)
(meal)
Presenter:
The tale continues
A new competition has begun!
Entertainment "Fairytale Creature"
The next test will require maximum imagination and ingenuity from our participants in order to depict a fairy-tale creature with a very unusual name on paper (participants are offered cards with the name of the creature):
Shvabroshurstius
cubetail
Toothglasius
Longmonius
Crivopusius
That's so well-aimed arrows,
All well done and brave,
Now we continue the meal again,
But about fabulous contests don't forget!
(meal)
Presenter:
For our women I know the topic
Like in a fairy tale, under the window,
Spinning late at night
Only here you do not have to knit,
Here each male ideal will be engaged!
Entertainment "My ideal"
For fun, you will need to prepare A4 sheets of paper (there should be as many of them as the participants, clippings from magazines (parts of the body and face, which should be a lot, glue and a pencil or a black felt-tip pen. Each participant is given a sheet and glue. The clippings are laid out on one At the facilitator's signal, the participants must begin to collect the image of the ideal man.It takes three minutes to pick up parts of the face and body and stick them on paper, after which the participants show the audience their ideal men.Sometimes very unusual images are obtained.As a prize each participant gets her ideal man, that is, what she glued together.
Presenter:
What beautiful evenings in nature,
That you can sit at the table,
Let's all sit down together and look into each other's eyes
And let's drink to the end of the school year, dear and wonderful to us!
(meal)
Presenter:
Well, the fairy tales end here,
Who participated - well done,
Thank you all for coming here
We rested with you from the bottom of our hearts,
Now you are full of strength and inspiration,
So that new achievements are in the work!
Let's drink to our hard work!
Presenter:
No matter how difficult it is for us, our teaching staff always remains the kindest and most feminine. And now under the blue sky
You dance and sing dear, in a round dance!
Medals for employees
You taught your children to dream
Managed to give their warmth to them
Your love cannot be embraced by the whole world
We give you a title "Best MOTHER"
Wife
Always beautiful like spring
Husband kneels before you
You still stir the blood in the veins
We give you a title "Best Wife"
Friend
I've never been strict with my friends.
With you, no blizzard is terrible
Help from Thursday to Thursday
Get the title "Best friend"
hostess
Home comfort and cleanliness
You know a lot for sure
You will learn a lot, but for now
We name you "You are the best hostess"
Hearth Keeper
You will not be strict with a friend
Protect your home from the enemy
There is a smell of pie in the house
Get a rank "Keeper of the Hearth"
Aunt
Tribes adore you, and although
You scold them often not jokingly
Help with advice if you want.
We name you "Best Aunt"
Godmother
You are like a keeper of heaven
Guiding on the true path
Pray for us - godchildren without ceasing
We call you "Godfather Good"
Master of golden hands
Carrying no lifting bales
Even though there are men
Earn nickels
Grill great barbecues
You make great coats
You sew up holes for everyone
But you "Master of Golden Hands"
Gardener
Despite the rain and cold
Growing in the garden and fruit and vegetable
Hunger will not catch us in winter
'Cause you're great Gardener
Grandmother
You are our kind motherfucker
Grandchildren adore sweets
You cradle them in the crib
We call you "Best Grandma"
Sister
You are kind to your sister
And friendly and wise
Give advice at night and in the morning
You are "Best Sister"
Capitalized Woman
You gave birth to both a daughter and a son
As before, you are loved by everyone
You have discipline in everything
You are capitalized "Woman"
Chastity
Let's not remember the old days
Golden times will not pass
Let strangers change their wives
You have the quality Chastity
Generosity
You had to live modestly
Finally it's all right
Help if something goes wrong
you have quality Generosity.
Teacher's Day 2011
Together: Hello!
Klim: Today is an unusual day!
Marina: Today is an amazing day! Today...
Together: Holiday!!!
Klim: Joyful!
Marina: Long awaited!
Together: Teacher's Day!!!
Klim : Dear teachers! We sincerely congratulate you on the holiday - Teacher's Day.
Marina:
Let autumn be in the yard for a whole month,
Today it suddenly blew in the spring,
Flowers bloom today in every heart:
Teacher - today is your holiday.
Klim:
The path of the teacher is not a mistake,
After all, this is not a job, but fate,
Today all the love, all the looks and smiles,
Today, everything in the world is for you!
Marina:
A lot of words have been invented about teachers,
But we want to reiterate:
Teacher for children - the beginning of fate!
The time has come to give you a song.
Music number:
These eyes are opposite
They look at us seriously.
These eyes are opposite
Do not laugh to tears.
These eyes are opposite
They rate us.
These eyes are opposite
You hardly go crazy.
The look of these eyes sometimes
Strict, but still native.
Time against
These eyes are opposite
Chorus:
That's what brought fate
That's what brought fate
That's because fate brought us together!
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Just keep your eyes peeled!!!
These eyes are opposite
Our teachers.
These eyes are opposite
Glow more and more.
These eyes are opposite
We love you very much.
These eyes are opposite
We thank you.
The look of these eyes sometimes
Strict, but still native.
Time against
These eyes are opposite
Chorus:
That's what brought fate
That's what brought fate
That's because fate brought us together!
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Just keep your eyes peeled!!!
Klim: The floor is given to the director of our schoolNadezhda Fyodorovna.(Director speaks).
Marina:
Nadezhda Fyodorovna has many worries. Need to fix the school
And make repairs
Teachers' councils to hold
And bring food.
But the main concern is
Find employees who
To eat for two
And they worked for seven
To love children heartily
And to be unmarried,
To master all the techniques,
whitewash ceilings,
They knew how to paint desks,
To take care of children more than eyes
And they could always entertain.
Klim:
For the dedication of young specialists to teachers, we invite our esteemed Nadezhda Fedorovna.
Klim Andreevich and Marina Otarovna, please come out.
The response of young teachers.
dedication
(prepare badges with the proud name "Teacher", cut black bread and put it into a whole loaf, a tray with a napkin, a comic statement for receiving the first earned bread)
2 teachers - mentors:
1st We greet today
Your young friends -
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
All of you have chosen the best
Among the many roads
If soon you are at school
She brought the threshold.
2nd Your first lessons
You have successfully completed -
And they taught me something
And they were able to get the kids involved.
You are now worthy of honor
called "teacher".
Here is the first tangible
All efforts result.
Earned per month
Bread is your first, labor!
1st Get it, sign up!
Your first paycheck
You taste it.
The first bread is much tastier
Than bananas and watermelon!
Here we have replenishment.
Our business is difficult
We wish you patience
Infinite, moreover.
Be your children's best friend
And manage to do everything:
teach, teach, compel
And besides, do not get bored.
2nd Yes, even if you have a salary,
To have enough food.
And the surplus for travel:
To the sea, to the palm trees, to the cockatoo...
For fortune to smile
So that at least by a miracle, but lucky,
To protect from troubles
School walls comfort, warmth.
Marina:
According to the tradition of our school, each newly initiated teacher must take a solemn oath. Swear.
We swear:
1. Arm yourself with plans and notes, lists and other papers to prove your professionalism.
2. We swear to teach only based on the state program - a step to the right, a step to the left is considered an attempt to escape.
3. We swear to uphold the Olympic motto "Faster, Higher, Stronger". This means: do not run faster than the wind during breaks, do not jump higher than the administration, do not be stronger than Atlanta, and do not carry bags with notebooks more than 10 kilograms.
4. We swear louder than children not to scream and forgive them for pranks.
5. We swear to love all children and keep loyalty to the school.
Marina:
We wish you happiness, we wish you success
And we sincerely congratulate you on this day.
Learn a profession, get down to business,
So that tomorrow you would look boldly.
So that many have good friends,
From friendship with whom it would be brighter.
So be healthy, live richly,
And let the salary increase.
For all the wonderful, talented and exemplary teachers of our school,Klim Andreevich. (musical composition.)
(thunder and lightning on the screen, scary music sounds, the devil runs out onto the stage)
Crap:
Let me introduce myself,
I am the director of the school in hell
I teach all people bad things!
I read your thoughts
I teach girls and boys to do nasty things!
How long I dreamed of getting on a holiday with you!
Well, who invented this day - congratulate the teachers!
Dedicate youth to teachers? Do you give gifts? Yes, all this is not what they need
Here are nice little, newly minted teachers for you and from me gifts (takes out a slingshot from the bag), so they will definitely come in handy!
Klim:
Thank you, of course, for the gifts, but we will not use them!
Know that all our friendly team are kind people with a sensitive and sympathetic heart!
Student reads: (a heart is beating on the screen, a galaxy with anniversary photos)
Teacher's Heart...
Well, what can you compare it to?
With the cosmic galaxy,
Which has no boundaries?
Or maybe with the sun bright, what
Give people light?
With the abyss of the sea that
Dormant for hundreds of years?
No, we will not compare! BUT
We say: “Knock!
Teacher's Heart
Hope! Believe! Love!
Marina:
We want to tell you our guest,
Being a teacher is happiness
Purpose and destiny!
All the secrets of the world are in our power
And the strength of the spirit in us is strong!
Crap:
Ha, ha, ha! Strength of mind! Now I'll check it out! We will bring everyone to clean water! Let's find out what each of you thinks about, here is my inter-telepathic device!
(approaches and brings the device over his head - a selected funny song and video editing sounds).
Klim:
Well damn! Well, he laughed! It's all your fucking jokes! Of course, our teachers are not gods, but they are all worthy and respected people!
Marina:
And the profession of a teacher is eternal, just as eternal are the truths of kindness, wisdom and mercy that teachers bring to all people!
Crap:
Yes, I understand, I understand! You are my only competitors in the world! I'll take you over! I offer you a salary of 3 times more! Will you work for me? Together we will lead the guys astray! And if I promise you villas, cars, diamonds, then you will agree? Oh, and you are boring!
From longing and boredom
You will break your jaws on the granite of science.
Don't kids need it? Nobody needs.
Who needs it? Nobody needs.
And you don't have to study? Nobody needs.
Klim:
Dear, we do not agree with you!
Need to learn!
Always go ahead! Science is so important!
There is no more joyful thing in the world,
Than the education of the human soul!
Crap:
Yes, you have no power over science! I am the master, only I can do everything! Ha, ha, ha!
Marina:
Mr. Director of "muck and evil." Now you will see the power of science, our master of chemistry
Lyudmila Anatolyevna will return you to where you came from.
(Lyudmila Anatolyevna comes out with a chemical reagent - smoke goes up and the devil disappears)
Student reads:
Praise! Praise the teacher!
thinker teacher,
Great asker
And knowledge to the discoverer!
Praise! Praise the teacher!
teacher, creator
ideologically educator
And us to the educator!
And wisdom to the omniscient!
And pranks to the forgiver!
And noise to the tamer!
Vivat! Praise the teacher!
Klim:
Our holiday continues! Singing for you _________________________________________
Marina:
Dear teachers! May joy and luck always accompany you! Let the warmth, care and attention of your family and loved ones warm you! May all your wishes come true!
Klim:
Accept our wishes
Health, happiness and kindness,
And let the bad mood
You will never have!
Marina:
Let a kind, gentle smile
Every day begins for you
Let worries, worldly anxieties
On the way you meet less often.
Klim:
May the sun shine brighter on this day
Flowers fall like a carpet under your feet.
We wish you health, happiness, light,
All that is called good!
Marina:
Let it be so that in your bright, kind life
You were always surrounded by children, like flowers,
So that the school is a reliable marina for everyone -
Happy, bright, full of kindness!
Together:
Happy holiday!
Preview:
Comic songs for the men of our school.
I love, I love, I love, I love to fish,
You, you, you, I want a fish
Hurry, hurry, hurry, catch on the hook,
Your golden barrel.
Let, let until I'm unlucky
You didn't get hooked
I still want you
With this dream, I will cast a net,
Catch, catch, I want you!
You accompanied us all from the smoking school,
Suddenly a nervous trembling took over all of us,
You tell me, you tell me - what are those nodos, what do you need,
We ran with you, we tried, oh we tried,
You gave us your gas mask,
You tell us directly - what do you need, what do you need,
We can do whatever you want.
Our Vitaly superman, real superman,
And our nervous trembling has passed
And then it dawned on us what you need, what you need
And we did everything you want!
An engineer is a friend to all of us,
Everyone around knows it
It is clear to everyone as twice two - without neg we have nowhere to go.
He will come to our aid
The antivirus will bring
The computer winks at him
And send a kiss.
Living the dream of becoming mayor
Long time in my brain
And on a dark starry night
I suck at management.
I know the position of mayor
It will suit me so
And I won't forget you
I will take everyone on board.
Ah, Ravil, our Ravil, smile,
After all, we need your smile,
Ah, Ravil, ah Ravil push yourself,
Our athlete, you won our hearts.
That's who went down the hill
Probably our Vladik is coming
He has a protective gymnast,
And he drives us all crazy
He has golden shoulder straps
And a bright order on the chest
Why, why did I meet
Its on the path of life?
Preview:
Presenter 1
Our lovely men
Allow me to congratulate you!
Your kindness and strength
We want to praise today!
Lead 2
On this wonderful holiday, I would like to give all the warm and tender words in the world to you, our dear men! We sincerely congratulate you on this wonderful holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day.
Presenter 1
Meet the special unit of the women's battalion of our school:
battalion march. Stay where you are, once or twice. Equalization to the audience.
(song three tankers)
The floor is given to the Commander-in-Chief of our school, Nadezhda Fyodorovna Belavina.
Lead 2
In the high rank of "Man"
Merged dignity and honor,
There is strength, nobility in him,
And in it love is the root cause!
Presenter 1
We wish you happiness and good
Worthy position and rank
To all those we call
The beautiful name "Man"
Lead 2
And on this festive day, we invite you to the vernissage of Women's Fantasies.
And all women's fantasies about whom, well, of course, about you, our dear men.
Presenter 1
Today we present you a collection of exclusive personalized paintings:
And our collection opens with the painting “Where are you, goldfish?”.
(picture on screen)
Weekends and holidays are not a pity,
Spent with a fishing rod in silence
After all, for Mikhalych fishing -
This is a state of mind!
We congratulate him today
We wish you happiness, and also -
We wish to catch him at least once
Hooked goldfish!
Lead 2
The women's battalion of our school congratulates you Evgeny Mikhailovich on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day". (presentation of gifts)
Singing vocal group
Presenter 1
We present you a collectible picture called "Our Superman".
He was born Superman:
blue latex suit,
Biceps, triceps. Awesome!
Red cape, cool perfume.
He does whatever
Runs fast, flies.
The hum of the serena, tames,
Basically, he saves the school.
Lead 2
The women's battalion of our school congratulates you Vitaly Vladimirovich on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day". (giving gifts) and give you a song:
Presenter 1
We present to your attention the following exclusive canvas: "Yandex-man"
Our school Bill Gates,
Can't sit still
He is always on the sites,
Head full like a Winchester
Thoughts - in bytes, kilo-, terabytes.
He will save your computer from a virus,
Replace the motherboard
If you want - change Windows,
Alexey will always overcome everything!
Lead 2
The art studio and the women's battalion of our school congratulate you Alexey Vyacheslavovich on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day".
Song (gift giving)
Presenter 1
The next painting in our collection called "Dreamer"
Our Klim dreams of living beautifully,
Smoke a cigar in puff,
Drive up to the gates of the city hall,
And be friends with the deputies.
He will definitely become the mayor,
Then sambrero and honor,
Well, today at our school,
While the story is being told.
Lead 2
The women's battalion of our school congratulates you Klim Andreevich on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day".
(presentation of gifts)
Song
Presenter 1
We present to your attention the following exclusive canvas: "Secret Desires"
You are a real warrior, we know that!
You were able to win our hearts
Without a gun, saber and horse!
We congratulate you, our Valentine,
Ladies' man, you're breaking our hearts.
Lead 2
The women's battalion of our school congratulates you Valentin Nikolaevich on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day". (presentation of gifts)
Presenter 1
Before you is a picture called: "Irresistible"
Oh, our courageous Ravil!
Today you are a warrior and a hero,
For girls - an athlete.
Irresistible, courageous, important
Probably in something unearthly.
But know that, Ravil:
Without the women of our school, you would hardly have become like this.
Lead 2
The women's special battalion of our school congratulate you Ravil Akhatovich on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day". (presentation of gifts)
Lead 2
And the final canvas of our collection is a painting called “Friend of the Heart”
With Vlad in a car, it's more reliable than in a tank.
Enjoy this run.
Because a soldier is a civilian
Remains a soldier forever.
He will find any way
And will deliver to the address in an instant.
We can not find such a thousand.
Awesome Vlad you are a man!
Presenter 1
The women's special battalion of our school congratulates you Vladislav on the "Defender of the Fatherland Day" (giving gifts) song
Lead 2
We wish you all.
Good health always
We also wish you good luck
Success, happiness and love!
Presenter 1
We wish to live always "on the rise",
Both in personal life and at work!
Attention, attention urgent message A special unit of the women's battalion has just neutralized a group of foreign intelligence officers and intercepted compromising materials on the men of our school from them.
(let's see what they do in their free time)
(videos)
Turetsky Choir "You are the best"
(fireworks on the screen).
Preview:
The script of the teacher's skit for Teacher's Day
Music "Buranovskiye Babushki" sounds
Matryona enters the stage:
I'll take the stage
I'll walk along a little
In the evening I will go to the dance,
I will hear the music
How do I go to dance
Maybe someone will lay eyes on the old woman.
We pensioners are passionate people,
Hold on guys, the flower is coming!
Flower appears from behind another backstage
Matryona:
- Yokarny bogeyman, you look how shkandybay!
Show off! Lady Gaga is retired.
Flower:
What do you have here?
Matryona:
Flower:
I spoke out! Probably in rehearsals all day long? Do they see you at home?
Why me ... But the teachers have problems ...
The choir of teachers and the head teacher comes on stage.
Head teacher:
My husband wakes me up at dawn
And he will come out from work to meet at night,
He rarely sees me at home
And how I look, I will soon forget.
ALL: to the tune "Airplanes First"
All because, all because
What are you a teacher
And your school, your school
native home,
First thing,
First of all, teach
Well, husband, family and...
Head teacher: All later, later, later.
All: How to relax, eat hunting ...
Head teacher: Work, girls, work.
All: Just give us work
Head teacher: And the bread?
All: Don't! What do we have for breakfast?
Head teacher: Olympics!
All: And the conference in the afternoon!
Head teacher: This is not a joke!
All: What about for dinner?
Head teacher: Dinner is bad for the stomach!
On stage Flower and Matryona.
Yesterday I drank Validol.
What happened?
Yes, the granddaughter wants to become a teacher ... (whining)
Is it bad to be a teacher?
Yes, what good, you know what children are now, they would do everything, just walk, they don’t want to study - what kind of nerves you need to have.
Young teachers sing to the motive "One Moscow Kent ...".
We finished ped
We will work here
Then, to raise the culture among the masses!
Fire burns in the eyes
Plays in the veins of blood
And do not take our enthusiasm. (2 times)
In the morning like at war
Everyone needs to build
And to conduct the lessons perfectly,
The director will visit a friend
Slaps on the neck
And then it will hit us all decently.
Our day is over
At the feet lies a deer,
Deer from 9 B class.
And to help yourself
I run away from the class
I call for help, the head teacher of a man,
Vitaly help,
Take the deer
Because I want to work in this school
I'll get paid, I'll repay you,
Don't let us die in our dear school!
Oh poor, I feel sorry for them...
But slender! But it's not easy, of course.
And the man, try to find.
A bunch of notebooks, a hungry husband and children, work at school, preparation for lessons at home.
Oh poor, I feel sorry for them...
The duet "Pidmanuda-pidvela" sings.
Went down the aisle with you.
You said well done!
Bach! I went to the teacher.
Pidmanula, piddela.
Chorus:
You pissed me off
You pissed me off.
Pushed the kitchen and the children.
Left for class.
How do you come from school
So you scrape everything with your hand.
You write, you write until the morning,
Didn't give it to me today.
Chorus:
You've baited me.
You pissed me off.
Pushed the kitchen and the children,
Left for the meeting.
My years are gone
My whole life is gone.
Who is friends with the teacher
That lost man.
Chorus:
You pissed me off
You pissed me off.
Pushed the kitchen and the children.
I still love you!
The screen moves. On stage Flower and Matryona.
Oh poor...
Still, in the lessons you hear enough of this - your ears wither ...
Yeees…
But when I was in school, I was also so naughty.
- (sings) Three hundred years ago...
Look at yourself ... (slips a mirror to her, Matryona screams in fright). You see, what changes!
Speaking of change. I went to the school and looked and there ... ..
(Dance)
How smart kids are today! I recently ask my grandson:
Tell me, granddaughter, in a scientific way, why do I see lightning first, and then I hear thunder?
And he answers me:
Granny, it's because you have ears behind your eyes!
(choir of "students")
I recognize the teacher from the magazine,
And in the words:
Well, I went to the blackboard,
The student of the blue shiner,
Chips and chewing gum on the head.
I recognize a chemist by a beaker,
History by dates and kings,
Zoologist on a hamster skin
Caretaker at the stolen doors
Doppedagogue I recognize by colors,
Botany by dried flowers,
Basics teachers for instruction
And I know the head teacher by glasses.
I know the physicist by Ohm's law
I recognize Russian by cases
Math on her fractions
A geographer at 32 degrees 3 minutes
North latitude and 42 degrees 32 minutes
East longitude
By deuces I recognize my native school,
Shout directors:
I'll kill you right now!
I recognize my mother by validol,
The priest recognizes the father by the belt
And na-na-na, la-la-la.
Flower:
After such students, I would like to wish
You have great patience, good luck and health!
Matryona:
Let's go, let's eat a little for the teacher!
Happy holiday everyone!
Marina:
For February 23
We want a cheerful muse
Sing the praises of a smile for.
You are so smart and noble
You are charming in appearance
You will create anything.
And everyone is famous for something.
Elena:
Allow me to open the solemn ceremony of presenting the "Man 2011" awards, awarded by the Ladies' Academy.
Marina:
For a whole year, members of the ladies' academy of our school discussed the merits of the nominees, washed their bones, laid them out on the shelves, saw through and endowed them with all sorts of epithets. And here is the result of this painstaking work today we present to your attention.
The solemn ceremony of awarding is opened by the director of our school - Nadezhda Fedorovna Belavina.
Elena:
Slow and solid
Blooms, our Vitaly!
Won't turn off the straight path -
He is in the know, in the process, in business.
Straight broad shoulders
And a bold assertive look -
To meet the winds and worries
It flies like an army projectile.
In this nomination "Mr. Tempered Glass" for hardness and multi-layered character. After a long debate and a graceful squabble, Vitaly Vladimirovich Purygin won!
Marina:
You, Ravil, are a wonderful man.
Frank, honest, wise.
Kind and sociable
Bold and determined.
Competent in his field
Condescending, correct.
In the nomination "Fighter of the invisible front", for modesty and purity of thoughts Khabirov Ravil Akhatovich is awarded.
Elena:
You Eugene illuminate the moments
Monotonous female life;
Your songs are inspiration for ladies!
We listen to them with tenderness!
(musical number: Sveta sings)
Marina:
Valentine is our heartthrob, gives the ladies a compliment!
For a day he caresses everyone!
Near women, he flutters!
In the nomination "Mr. Pheromone of Love", for the inexhaustible craving for the female sex, Grebenyuk Valentin Nikolayevich is awarded.
Elena:
Ladies passing by
Looking at Andrew
Quietly whisper on the fly:
Ah, my head is spinning
From an excess of courage.
His name is -
It's impossible not to be a hero!
In the nomination "Modest macho", for the most courageous and attractive image,
Andrey Alexandrovich Vorobtsov is awarded.
Marina:
Artemchik, you are still attached to your toys -
Computer, fishing and war games.
You threaten the sparrows with a cannon.
But despite the young age
You are a reliable comrade in battle.
And we can not find such a thousand.
You are simply amazing buddy!
In the nomination Mr. "Charming simulator", for hiding from the views of persistent ladies and disappearing from sight! Arslanov Artem Alfredovich wins.
Elena:
Alexei goes into the fire without looking,
For a fair purpose.
With its energy it turns everything and everyone,
And instantly remember the problems.
We quickly remove programs without a license.
Aleksey Vyacheslavovich Skurydin wins in the Doctor Linux nomination for his unbridled craving for computers!
Song
1st woman:
Song (time, time, rejoice)
It's time - let's rejoice
In your lifetime
Because there are men
Free day!
We whisper to fate more than once:
Mercy to the side!
Marina:
We wish you, real men, great strength ...
So that with this power you protect peace and tranquility!
We will be happy and doubly calm,
When there are guys like that around us...
So be happy and you are twice as happy,
Our knights are dear.
It's time - let's rejoice
In your lifetime
Because there are men
Free day!
Bye, bye, while we have such defenders,
We whisper to fate more than once:
Mercy to the side!