New Year's skit for two girls. Merry New Year's fairy-tale scenes, plays, productions, performances for the New Year
Sketch “About the New Year for the daughter of an oligarch”
Dad: Daughter, it’s the end of December, do you know what holiday is coming soon?
Daughter: Listen, dad, I’m only 11 years old, how do I know such difficulties? Go to the fourth living room on the third floor, I think there’s a calendar hanging there.
Dad: Well, we already celebrated this holiday. Try to guess.
Daughter: Oh, I see, this is the holiday when we go to Hawaii.
Dad: No, daughter, the holiday you are talking about is your birthday. We celebrate it on the 5th of every month.
Daughter: Oh, is this the day when we ride on a tank?
Dad: No, it’s victory day.
Daughter: Oh, a day of plane rides?
Dad: No, it's aviation day.
Daughter: Oh, I remembered. This is the day when you tell everyone that you have no money.
Dad: No, then the first of April... or the day of arrival tax office. But what I'm talking about is a different holiday.
Daughter: Well, the last thing I remember is the day we went for a ride in the water park.
Dad: Oh, baby, how do you remember such little things. The Jacuzzi just broke that day.
Daughter: I give up.
Dad: Well, the holiday is coming soon New Year.
Daughter: And what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day they give gifts.
Daughter: Well, I’m asking, what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day, it’s not me who gives gifts, but Santa Claus.
Daughter: Does Santa Claus have even more money than you?
Dad: No.
Daughter: Why does he give gifts to everyone then? It would be better if he bought something for himself.
Dad: No, giving gifts is his job.
Daughter: Is this job highly paid?
Dad: No, no one pays him anything for this.
Daughter: It’s good that you are not Santa Claus. Well, tell me how you celebrate the New Year.
Dad: The whole family gets together, they drink wine, eat salads, and the children shout “Burn the Christmas tree” and the Christmas tree lights up.
Daughter: Oh, I would have said that right away. It's barbecue day.
Dad: Why kebabs?
Daughter: Well, on barbecue day the whole family also gets together, they also drink wine and eat salads, and the children make a fire to fry kebabs.
Dad: There’s so much you still don’t know. For me, the New Year is associated with tangerines and chewing gum for a ruble.
Daughter: Dad, I’m bad with foreign currencies, so tell me, the ruble is how much in our Russian thousands.
Dad: Well, one ruble is exactly a thousand times less than a Russian thousand.
Daughter (Innocently): What a coincidence!
Dad: Remember this, because in our country, in addition to thousands, they also accept rubles! Daughter: Tough, two currencies for one country!
Dad: Well, now let's decorate the Christmas tree!
Daughter: Why dress her up if she’s going to burn anyway?
Dad: No, it won’t burn, we’ll just hang lanterns on it, and they will glow.
Daughter: Well, I was already thinking about jumping over the fire. Okay, let's go.
Sketch “We don’t believe in Santa Claus”
Santa Claus is sitting on the stage tied to a chair. There are 2-3 students around.
SANTA CLAUS: You would have washed the windows together at the clean-up day like they tied me up.
STUDENT 1: A common cause unites.
SANTA CLAUS: Why did you tie me up? I'm nothere indicate the name and patronymic of your most strict teacher ?
STUDENT 2: No. But his turn will come!
SANTA CLAUS: Guys, I am Santa Claus.
STUDENT 3: We understand, but we don’t believe in you anymore. Do you remember I asked you for a B in physics in the quarter?
SANTA CLAUS: You wrote a game console, right?
STUDENT 3: No, but my parents promised me a console for getting a B in physics. It was necessary to clarify.
STUDENT 1: And since childhood, you have been making us learn poetry. You forcehere is the name and patronymic of the literature teacher ask us a lot at home!
SANTA CLAUS: But this is for you?! Do you think I need this? Do you know how many of these verses I have already heard? What about children who cannot pronounce the letter “r”?! Yes, I can’t stand these Agnia Barto and Samuil Marshak anymore! By the way, I want to listen to works by Brodsky, Dovlatov...
STUDENT 2: Who?
STUDENT 3: I don't know. I don’t watch TV series “Russia”...
STUDENT 1: In general, don’t talk to us: we don’t believe in you anymore. We are already adults!
STUDENT 2: You are a relic of the Soviet era! An attribute of childhood!
SANTA CLAUS: Guys! Come to your senses! Why are you in a hurry to become adults and abandon childhood? Why are you in a hurry to overthrow the authorities? Where is your tolerance and respect for the older generation? Yes, in the USSR many things were not ideal, but this is our history! Let's respect each other and build a new country together!
THE STUDENTS THINK FOR A FEW SECONDS.
STUDENT 1: So, let's put another gag in his mouth!
STUDENT 2: Exactly!
An obligatory part of New Year's concerts at school are short funny numbers performed by students. More often funny scenes High school students are preparing for the New Year 2019 for school. These can be either cheerful congratulations for children and teachers, or mini-speeches at current topics, reminiscent of comic numbers from KVN. But younger schoolchildren, just like middle school students, can participate in funny skits. For example, put on a number about Baba Yaga, who is trying to ruin the New Year, or a comic dance of Russian grandmothers of 3 people. The themes of such children's numbers can be very different, ranging from musical parodies to remade fairy tales in a modern way. Below we offer you several interesting ideas, which can be used for funny scenes for the New Year 2019 at school.
The funniest New Year's skits for schoolchildren - short numbers, ideas and examples
To cheer everyone up at a New Year's concert for schoolchildren, it is not at all necessary to stage long numbers - short funny skits are also perfect. They usually take the form of dialogues between several participants on topics related to the holiday. Also relevant options for a New Year's concert can be various school situations that are easy and fun to play out. For example, you can stage a short skit about Vovochka and the teacher, who scolds him for bad grades and reproaches him that his father will soon have gray hair. To which Vovochka cheerfully declares that this will be an excellent New Year's gift for his dad, because he is completely bald.
Examples of short and funny New Year's skits for schoolchildren, the best ideas
Another great plot for a funny New Year's skit for school is writing a letter to Santa Claus. Here you can play up, for example, the huge volume of writing (a total notebook of 48 sheets), errors in each word, due to which Grandfather Frost does not understand the content of the address to him. You will find some more interesting ideas for New Year's short scenes for school below.
Universal New Year skits for children on modern themes - funny examples, video
Special attention should be paid to universal New Year skits for children on funny topics that are relevant in modern world. First of all, numbers of a certain format fall into this group. For example, musical medleys are fun numbers using audio tracks from songs and phrases from movies. Also, an always relevant format for skits is a comic dance number, in which funny dressed participants - famous characters - perform.
Universal examples of funny scenes for the New Year for children on current modern topics
Another example of a universal format for funny skits for the New Year for children - remade fairy tales in a modern way. For example, you can put on a number about what characters from a fairy tale about 12 months would look like today. Of course, the dialogues and images of the characters in this case will be very different from the classic plot. You will find several interesting options for universal and very funny scenes for a New Year's concert at school for children in the following videos.
Very funny scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school students - modern ideas
If we talk about options for funny scenes for the New Year 2019 for students primary school, then it is important to remember that such numbers should be short. Young children can very easily become confused when performing on stage and forget long texts. Therefore it is better to choose short skits in the form of dialogues between 2-3 people. It is also good to use musical and dance numbers, which are much easier for primary school students to remember. For example, a win-win option for the New Year is the funny dance of Russian grandmothers who are trying to imitate a lower breakdance.
Modern ideas for funny skits for the New Year 2019 for elementary school students
As for the theme of the performances, New Year-themed skits are especially relevant in elementary schools. These can be options using traditional characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga, etc. You can also act out a scene about New Year's wishes and the main traditions of this wonderful holiday. You will find some examples of funny New Year scenes for primary school students in the following videos.
Funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for schoolchildren in grades 5-7 - the funniest options
For ideas for cool modern scenes for the New Year 2019, students in grades 5-7 of secondary school can also use funny options from the previous collection. But unlike elementary school students, middle school children can perform longer and more complex routines. For example, they can prepare not just an excerpt from a children's fairy tale, but completely remake this work on a New Year's theme. Suitable as a funny scene and a comic parody. As an example, we can cite the situation of how show business stars could congratulate Santa Claus. For such a performance, you need to choose the most recognizable and popular performers, and rewrite their hits in a festive way. Of course, in such a performance, the artistry of the performing students is very important, as they are able to convey the image of a star through parody.
Funny versions of cool modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for students in grades 5-7 of secondary school
Also, numbers on everyday themes are suitable as funny and cool scenes for the New Year for students in grades 5-7. For example, a rather funny performance can be played around the traditional preparation of the average family for the New Year. You can also use popular scenes from KVN, playing them with a New Year's twist. You will find striking examples of funny numbers for the New Year 2019 in the selection of videos below.
Funny and cheerful scenes for the New Year 2019 for school - options for high school students on modern topics
If we talk about funny and cheerful scenes for the New Year at school, then for high school students, numbers on current modern topics are best suited. For example, school graduates can stage a comic rap battle between students and teachers. Cool dance performances based on modern hits using interesting costumes are also perfect for a New Year's concert. In addition, high school students can use popular challenges from the Internet as the basis for a fun performance.
Funny versions of funny skits on modern topics for high school students for the New Year 2019 back to school
A funny number for a New Year's concert performed by high school students can also be done in stand-up format. This type of humorous performance has recently become increasingly popular and will be relevant as part of a school event for the New Year. As a theme for a stand-up performance performed by high school students, you can use situations familiar to everyone from school life. Another fun format for comic skits is performances in the “expectation/reality” style. Moreover, such a scene can be played out, or it can be made interactive, for example, using large-format pictures or small video clips on the screen. You will find some examples of funny skits for a New Year's concert for high school students in the following videos.
New Year 2019 skits for school must be funny, cheerful and cool. Of course, the level of humor in such numbers largely depends on the performers - students in grades 1-4 of primary school, grades 5-7 in high school, or schoolchildren in grades 8-11. It is clear that the older the children, the more modern and complex numbers can be staged with their participation. But even short children's skits can lift the spirits of everyone present if a humorous holiday scenario is correctly composed. For example, these could be funny congratulations for teachers or popular numbers from New Year's episodes of KVN. Don’t forget about mini-performances of 3-4 people, which can ignite the audience, for example, with the cheerful dance of Baba Yaga or the restless Russian grandmothers. We really hope that the ideas and videos from today’s article will help you plan an unforgettable New Year’s concert at school!
Teenagers are also children, and they also love New Year's celebrations and holidays. Our New Year's holiday script for grades 7-8 was created specifically for young people aged 14-15 years old, and will help the organizers make the New Year holidays fun, modern and interesting for the children. The program was developed taking into account the age and interest of the audience and participants, so the script is based on competitions, games, dancing, and of course, humor.
Characters:
- Father Frost;
- Presenter 1 (Year 2019);
- Presenter 2 (Year 2020);
- Snow Maiden;
- The Snow Queen;
- Baba Yaga;
- Robbers.
And now... a modern New Year's scenario!
Q1: Good evening, hello friends!
We are glad to welcome everyone in this festive hall, which is filled with sincere smiles and New Year's mood - today we are saying goodbye to a good and positive 2017, the symbol of which I will be at the holiday!
Q2: But don’t be sad - after all, very soon a young and promising year like me, 2020, will enter our homes.
Q1: Well, we’ll see if it’s promising or not... But the year 2017 was really productive - new sports victories, new teachers who are just starting their teaching career, but have already managed to please high school students. And the best thing about 2017 is the new girls who brightened up the already beautiful half of the high school.
Q2: So, it’s clear that everything that concerns girls throws off the rhythm. Stay on topic. You and I are serious guys. You are a symbol of the past year, and I am a symbol of the future. Therefore, our task today is to make our holiday as positive and cheerful as possible.
Q1: Well, if that’s the case, how are we going to amuse people?
Q2: As always, we will invite guests, well, Santa Claus. We will greet you loudly, receive gifts, and go home.
V1: Yes, it’s a bit boring. Come on, let's invite some unusual guests.
Q2: Unusual? Cool, come on.
Q1: So, to your applause, dear friends, we welcome the guests!
(The phonogram sounds, the Snow Queen and Baba Yaga (dressed in modern costumes) come out with the robbers, dancing a modern dance.)
YAGA:
Let's go away! Let's talk!
We need to postpone the holiday,
We were here earlier
So, we'll hang out!
THE SNOW QUEEN: Get in line, everyone! The Snow Queen is young, slender, beautiful, stern and capricious. I can’t stand happy holidays – I love snowstorms and ice. So that they would be afraid of the cold and tremble with fear.
YAGA:
Oh, most powerful, the best subjects are before you!
Baba Yaga is a folklore element.
They curse me, a hag, and scold me.
I do evil at one moment,
Let them know about it right away.
BIGGER 1: Hello, old wreck, and you, the queen of the cold. Oh, and we were in a hurry to get to the party, and oh, we got cold on the way!
ROBBER 2: Yes, and here we are, finally arriving to ruin the youth’s holiday!
YAGA: Your coldness! But we not only know how to celebrate - for a whole year we taught high school students the skills of rudeness and vulgarity, organized a glass breaking championship, an Olympiad in the knowledge of bad words, and a competition in the number of times parents were called to school.
S.K.: Oh-oh, excellent students! So, they fell silent, everyone be silent! Think, let's go! How can we disrupt the holiday here without anyone daring to interfere!
BIGMAN 1: Stop! We didn't agree like that! I don't work for nothing. What will our salary be? I’m interested in the fee, and don’t be stingy - I know you’re a rich lady!
Sn.K: Don't worry. I'll cry. First of all, let’s warm up. I'll play hip-hop for you, it'll be like exercise.
(Members of the dance group come out and perform a hip-hop dance or any other dance.)
Q1: Listen, gentlemen, maybe we can somehow come to an agreement with you so that you have fun and we are not sad?
S.K.: What can you offer us, little people?
Q2: There are many things - the boundaries of young people’s talents are endless. Life at school is in full swing. Meet young talents!
(An artistic act is performed: circus or vocal)
(Snow Maiden enters)
SNOW MAIDEN: Oh, I see, I came on time. The fun is in full swing. I wonder if they are waiting for me here?
S.K: By the way, we are fine here without you. See, they came or flew in and wanted to celebrate.
BIGGER 1: I don’t like snowflakes. And princesses even more so. So, one-two, she cleared the hall of her person, quickly!
ROBBER 2: Oh, well done, well said!
BIGGER 1: Whatever they say, I’ll do it, the main thing is that they pay.
Sn.: And I’m not going to leave - I’ve been waiting for the whole year to show off my new outfit and a new ensemble of creative snowflakes - welcome!
(First, the melody of Valeria’s song “The Clock” sounds. The Snow Maiden sings.)
Sn.:
Here I am coming to you for a holiday,
There will be many different surprises,
Once again the hall is filled with miracles
And we will be together with you.
I believe that there will be magic again in our fairy tale.
High school students will come to the Christmas tree again,
They'll light up the dance floor and then sing,
And the school alarm clock will say tick-tock again -
New Year is just around the corner, have fun all the people.
(The melody stops. Rhythmic music turns on. An ensemble of “snowflakes” runs out - guys dressed in white skirts and T-shirts, with crowns on their heads. They dance a fragment of modern dance. At the end, they approach the robbers, throw them over their shoulders and take them out of the hall)
Sn.K: Hey, we didn’t agree that way. You really should be kind!
Sn: That's true. But the modern Snow Maiden must be able to stand up for herself!
YAGA: Forgive us, Snow Maiden! We want to stay at the holiday. And bring back the robbers, they are kind!
Q1: Listen, let’s discuss the problem together.
Q2: How is that?
Q1: And to make it fun and cool for everyone, we’ll hold a game!
Sn: Okay, I forgive everyone. Bring in the robbers!
(“Snowflakes” bring in the robbers.)
Sn: Answer me, why should I forgive you?
S.K.: Because we also love holidays. Also, my guys are very talented! Just like the coach, that is me!
Sn.: If so, demonstrate!
(Artistic performance “Parkour from the robbers” (or acrobatics))
Sn: Wow, great! I'll have to leave you!
YAGA (offended): And I was also preparing - I came up with my own game. So, we invite the dexterous and brave to participate!
Competition “Dancing with Balloons”
(Pairs are formed - 5; each couple is given a balloon, which the couples need to hold without hands between their foreheads, then between their backs and dance to the music; the couple that lasts with the balloon the longest wins. The robbers also take part in the game)
Sn.: Well done, guys.
ROIVER 1: I didn’t think it was so interesting to play.
ROBBER 2: Well, that's because the game is a dance game.
S.K.: I don’t understand, guys, so you gave up?
MISPERSON: What about S.K.’s money?
BIGGER 1: We were thinking, there are a lot of beautiful girls at the festival, why do we need money? We'd better stay here and hang out together!
S.K.: Well, if that’s the case, then I’ll prove that I can hold holidays. The “Kings of the Dance Floor” competition is announced!
YAGA: This is the one with my broom! Be brave, we invite you to the competition!
Competition “Kings of the Dance Floor”
(Participants are put into teams of the Snow Queen and the Snow Maiden. Team Sn. invites 5 girls, and team S.K. invites 6 guys; pairs are formed, one guy dances with a broom; a musical composition sounds, stops, the task is to change partners. For some one “partner” gets a broom. The one who danced with the broom three times is eliminated.)
SNOW Maiden: Well done, friends! And you, Snow Queen, have come up with some really cool entertainment.
S.K.: The holiday is in full swing. The new year is already around the corner. But Santa Claus could not come. A whole hall is waiting for him - they want a real carnival.
YAGA:
Go quickly and knock on the window.
We've been waiting for you to visit for a long time.
Hey grandpa, you old prankster
Come and join us for the holiday!
Sn: Well, old woman, you give it. Who calls Grandfather that? Haven't you read fairy tales?
V1: Everyone needs to call Grandfather together, in unison.
Q2: Let’s celebrate the New Year 2020, D.M. call!
(Together they call D.M. Call signs sound, D.M. “rides out” on a cool wooden deer, consisting of a head and a stick - a saddle)
D.M.: Take me, deer, according to my luck, lead me, deer, according to my command. Oh wait, the GPS navigator showed that the holiday will take place here. Then, greetings to all, young people!
Sn.: Hello, Grandfather. Where have you been for so long?
D.M.: Well, where, where? In the shop household appliances. So, I bought new acoustics for my laptop.
Sn.K: What is it and why?
D.M.: We, modern D.M. We keep up with the times. Everyone thinks I'm old, but I'm not. For a whole year I taught modern dances - hip-hop, tin-tonic, breakdancing, and today I brought a whole ensemble of my friends to your party.
D.M.:
The New Year is coming to us, friends.
Christmas tree and gifts, and, of course, me
I will sing songs, we will dance.
Rock the dance floor all evening!
(The artistic number is “Break dancing from Santa Clauses”, performed by guys dressed in appropriate costumes.)
Sn.: Cool, grandpa, I didn’t expect it from you!
D.M: Attention everyone! A New Year's surprise awaits you. The competition “Miss Crystal Slipper” is announced.
Competition for girls “Crystal Slipper”
Sn: Today there are many beautiful girls in the hall, dressed in beautiful, with, and waiting for handsome princes. Girls will compete in the “Miss Crystal Slipper” tournament and only one will be able to win this crystal slipper.
(S. and D.M. select 7-8 participants from the girls present.)
Sn: And the members of the jury will be the Snow Queen, Father Frost, and Snow Maiden
Z: The first nomination is called “A Solka”. Participants must perform a karaoke song.
(The competition takes place, the jury assigns points.)
Z: The next stage is “Nimble fingers”.
(Participants are brought small containers in which peas and beans are mixed, and two empty small containers. The task is to separate the peas from the beans as quickly as possible.)
Z: The next stage is “High Speed”.
(As you know, in the fairy tale, Cinderella had to leave the ball while the clock was striking. Therefore, the task for the participants is to cover as much distance as possible in a chicken step (foot to foot) in the allotted time.)
Z: The fourth competition is “Find your prince.”
(Participants are given boxes with “puzzles” - cut-up photographs of famous film actors, from which they can create a drawing.)
Z: Our participants successfully completed all tasks. But only one became the winner. Let's applaud her!
D.M.: And Snegurochka and I are presenting the winner with a Crystal Slipper, and all participants with prizes as souvenirs!
Sn: And now it’s time to hold the “MR. PRINCE” tournament. The jury is made up of our Crystal Slipper participants.
(The Robbers and the Prankster choose several guys to participate.)
Competition for boys “Mr. Prince”
Sn: The first task is for dexterity. But before that, tell me, what traditional outfit did Russian girls wear? That's right, sundress. Now you also have to put on a sundress and a headscarf at speed.
(A chair is placed in front of each participant, on which a sundress and a scarf are placed.)
Sn.: The second stage is dance.
(Guys dressed in sundresses must dance to a cheerful Russian melody.)
Sn.: The third round is New Year’s.
(Participants stand in a circle. One of them is given the staff of D.M., the participants must pass it to each other to the music. The music has ended. The one who has the staff left is eliminated.)
A.: We ask the jury to determine the winner and name Mister Prince 2019.
(The award ceremony for the participants and the winner takes place).
D.M.:
Friends, everyone is happy and happy today. Let the whole next year be just as active. I wish you a happy age.
Sn: We wish you to meet new friends who will always support and help!
S.K.: I sincerely want your hearts to never be embraced by cold and ice!
YAGA: Let your thoughts be the brightest and most positive! Pranks and jokes will be fun!
Sn: Let everyone be happy - princes with princesses, girls with boys.
D.M.:
Festive, cheerful, good New Year.
This children's party childish troubles!
And to meet the evening with dignity,
I want to wish everyone -
Have fun without problems!
Sn.:
Let the sorrows take away
Coming new year!
Good luck in your lessons and good luck,
Everything will be this way and not otherwise!
D.M: And now – high school students, go ahead: I order everyone to smile, dance and not be shy!
Sn.: Grandfather read his decree for everyone - I think it’s not a sin for us to dance now!
V1: Exactly, our party doesn’t end, the fun is just beginning!
Q2: Good mood to everyone, we invite you to the New Year's final dance!
(The holiday continues with artistic performances and ends with a New Year's disco).
We hope that students in grades 7-8 will enjoy this New Year’s scenario. We tried to make it not “just a matinee”, but really interesting, fun and exciting. And artistic directors using our developments will spend less time preparing the holiday.
Happy New Year to you, dear teachers and children!
To have a fun holiday event, you need to think in advance, which will help ensure fun and good mood.
Funny and cool skits that do not take much time are especially well received at the New Year's holiday, so they can be staged several in a row, involving as many people as possible.
New Year's skits that are funny and cool for high school students can include both famous and fictional characters, as long as it is fun and interesting.
New Year's skit about grandmas Yozhek
Characters: 5 grandmas hedgehogs
Grandma 1: Hedgehogs, have you noticed that we haven’t hung out for a long time! Oh look, what's here
Is everyone here?
Grandmother 2: Yes, they’re probably celebrating something again! send it! We have to go to bro Kascheich's party! By the way, I need to call him, has he changed his mind about hanging out? So, let's dial the number! Hello, Kashcheich! Hey, how's everything ready? oh, well then we’ll be there! Well, the kashcheich said, everything is ready! Send it?!
Grandma 3: Wait, we still don’t know what’s going on here? Let's ask the guys?
Grandma 4: Yes, no problem! Guys, tell me, what's going on here?
Guys: We are celebrating the New Year!
Grandma 5: Wow, does that mean there’s going to be a party here too? Cool, let's stay here, otherwise I won't get to the kashcheyushka! My back hurts terribly!
All grandmothers except 2 grandmothers: We agree! Eh, hedgehog, how are you?
Grandmother 2: what?
1st grandmother: Well, you're damn deaf, you need to go to the ENT!
Grandma 2: Alas, my electric broom is broken!
Grandma 1: I’ve been driving a Merc for a long time! Well, why do you want to stay here for the party?
Grandma 2: Of course! Well, grannies, let's have a blast!?
The phone is ringing at the 4th grandma
Grandma 4: Hello, hello! Oh, well, I already signed up for tomorrow! Okay, I don’t have time now! Dosvidos!
Grandma 5: Where did you sign up?
Grandma 4: Hey, go to the makeup artist! I decided to preen myself before my date with the merman!
Grandma 3: Okay, that's enough, let's finally hang out!
Grandma 1: Well, DJ, play us a song! Yes, better!
include for example: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”
3 Grandma: Hey, you’re a DJ, what did you play for us? Give us ours, my beloved!
The song of hedgehog grandmothers is playing
Cool New Year's scene about blondes
Participants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas
1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it was - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: At the hairdresser... at Zverev’s
1 Blonde: Is this the famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work...
1 Blonde: Oh
2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Pull it out faster!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking..
2 Blonde: Fuck you... By the way, here’s Leshy.
Leshy comes out in super new clothes, to the music
1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world..
Leshy: Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great...
2 Blonde: Now I’d like to teach you how to dance...
Leshy: I can do tectonics...
1 Blonde: Something already, show me...
You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes.
The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands
Holmes: Watson, I think this is a man's sock...
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: Do you think it can't belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there too...
Watson: Shall we go too?
Holmes: For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.
New Year's skit about the Snow Queen
Snow Queen: Call Zlyuchka and Thorn to me...
Zlyuchka and Thorn come running
Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we done nasty things?
Zlyuchka: A long time ago...
Thorn: A long time ago...
Snow Queen: Do you want to ruin people's holiday?
Zlyuchka: I want...
Thorn: It’s already pricking...
Snow Queen: Here, keep a catalog of cosmetics, whoever rubs it and smells it will get sick, get sick
Sneaky: Will he get sick?
Thorn: Will he get sick?
Zlyuchka: And he’ll miss the holiday?
Thorn: And a holiday!!! Will he miss...?
Snow Queen: And she’ll get sick and miss it. You need to offer this catalog to everyone and make people sneeze.
Zlyuchka: What if people take vitamins?
Thorn: What if you were involved in sports?
Snow Queen: And they will celebrate alone without friends... Go quickly, fulfill my will.
They leave. Ivanushka comes on stage
Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Has anyone seen my sister?
Zlyuchka: Is this Ivanushka?
Thorn: Open the page with goat flu quickly?
Zlyuchka: Young man, look at some cosmetics, just for your sister.
Thorn: Here, take a sniff.
Ivanushka: Oh, but you really need to buy a gift for your sister! (sniffs)
Vicious: Well, how?
Thorn: Good cosmetics?
Ivanushka: Oh, I have a fever, probably an acute respiratory infection.
Alyonushka comes
Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what’s wrong with you? Oh... temperature!
Zlyuchka: They got infected, will your brother get sick now?
Thorn: And your holiday is ruined?
Ivanushka coughs
Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Takes the phone) Urgent orderlies.
Orderlies run in in the form of snowmen
Orderlies: What happened, where is the infection?
Alyonushka: Yes, there are two people here who are tearing apart.
Ivanushka: I was infected with goat flu.
Orderlies: I see, disinfect the infection!
Zlyuchka and Thorn run away screaming, followed by orderlies with large syringes.
Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports, and take your vitamins - you didn’t listen to me, but nothing...
Snow Maiden enters
Snow Maiden: I’ll help your problem, but just don’t get sick anymore... I’ll wave my magic wand, and the illness will go away by the evening, but for now the milk is warm, and the stove...
Who arranged all this... Surely either Baba Yaga or the Snow Queen, you will need to tell Santa Claus...
I have a sketch “Once Upon a New Year” - an excellent class sketch for the New Year that has just now reached publication.
One class and their class teacher already liked it, I hope you do too.
The scene is funny, but with an unobtrusive moral embedded in it. Modern, but also slightly magical – it’s the end of December after all...
I wrote it for ninth-graders, but there is no strict connection, so it is suitable for production for almost all schoolchildren - just replace “War and Peace” with Pushkin’s fairy tales, for example, etc.
And we are starting))
Sketch from the class “Once Upon a New Year”
Intonations are important - you need to choose them and maintain the image.
Roles and characters
1. The presenter is a boy
2. Student X (x) - boy
3. Student U (Greek) - boy
4. Student - girl
5. Teacher-1 - girl
6. Teacher 2 – girl
This is how it is for me, but you can change it. You can also add students and teachers, if interested, and scatter dialogue lines on them. If you need to reduce the number of “actors,” then remove one student or the Leader - then let his voice sound from behind the scenes in any performance.
“Teachers” should be dressed in a business style, have grown-up hairstyles, and perhaps add glasses. The rest of the characters are in their usual form.
Props
Table and 2-3 chairs around the table
Magic book - a large book or thick folder made of hard cardboard (red, blue or green with snowflakes or stars glued on)
Sheets with texts inside the folder - you can legally peek at them, accompanied by the words “let me look”, “what’s inside?”, “let me have a look too”
Bag with a boy's hat inside
Large bag - big enough to fit a book
Duration
8-10 minutes.
You can reduce/increase the action time very easily by removing/adding several wishes of students and/or teachers - I wrote them so that they could be changed without loss to the plot.
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Action
The stage is covered with a curtain - all or partly. The presenter comes out:
One day on New Year's Eve, the following story happened in a school in a certain city.
He points to the curtain, it opens, and the presenter leaves. We see a table with chairs and students at the table or around the table in free poses (that is, not in class). Flipping through smartphones.
Student X runs in with a magic book in both hands:
People, look what I have! This is a magical book that makes any wish come true!
Student U:
Where do the firewood come from?
Student X:
From the forest, obviously... I mean, from the teachers' lounge.
Pupil:
Did you steal a book??????????
Student X:
I didn't steal it, I took it for temporary use. By the way, the teacher did the same thing - she took the book away from the girls during class and said that she would give it back later. Well, we'll give it back later.
Student U:
How do you know?
Student X:
That's what my younger brother told me, it happened in their class.
And he continues, and the rest of the words are broken down phrase by phrase into him and the rest of the students present at the table.
Opens the book and reads:
They say that on New Year's Eve, whatever you wish for, everything will always happen, everything will always come true! The truth is coming true!
Oh, okay - these are nursery rhymes, only kids believe in them.
Don't tell me! The bro says that they just wished for some chocolates, and immediately the mothers from the parent committee enter the classroom and hand out gifts with chocolates. The little one, of course, was indescribably delighted at first, and then they realized that they had sold on the cheap - they should have ordered iPhones!
Well, yes! And just for nothing, a little guy took such precious information and leaked it to you?
First of all, he is my brother after all. Secondly, not for nothing, but for 3 pies, so you still owe me a pie. And thirdly, the book had already been confiscated from them anyway.
Okay, storyteller, open your valuable book, let's check it out.
Open and read:
Rules for making wishes... And here are the rules! Well, there's no escape from them. There are rules in the lessons, rules in the book of wishes!
Will we be indignant or will we make wishes?
I want my hat to be found right now, which I lost a year ago. (Walks around, looks under the table, in the corners) The hat is not there, your magic book is not working!
Don’t rush to draw conclusions, it’s better to read the rules.
Reads from the book:
Wishes will come true only in the New Year. You can make one small wish for each person or one big wish for everyone. For your wish to come true, you must first think very carefully.
What can you think! Let all the teachers get sick and cancel classes!
You can’t wish illness on anyone, it will come back like a boomerang!
Okay, let the teachers all go on vacation during the holidays, travel, visit, and stay there for a little while. Is it possible to make such a wish? Isn’t it good if people talk to their families a little more and get some impressions?
Can you imagine what impressions we will get when they return and our desires come out?
Okay, I agree - it’s a weird idea to think about teachers, we still have to finish our studies before graduation! Let's not talk about teachers then.
And about whom?
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End of quote.
Further on in the course of the scene, the children have amazing ideas of desires regarding other classes, the periodic table, the gym, the foundation of the school, lessons foreign language, literature and something else. But all ideas are rejected by the students themselves with a sigh, since the consequences will affect loved ones, world culture and, most importantly, themselves))
Puzzled children take a break to think carefully (and the best thing to think about is over pies)), and leave with their things and a book, as if to the dining room.
The children are gone, but the action continues.
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The curtain covers the part of the stage with the table where the children left, and the Presenter appears:
And at the same time, on the same New Year’s Eve, in that same school unknown to us in an unknown city, on another floor, in a room with a sign “Teacher’s Room,” the following happened.
The presenter leaves. The curtain opens and Teacher 1 is now sitting at the table, and Teacher 2 is looking under the table and chairs. Conversation between them...
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- What kind of conversation is this?
- what actually happens in the staff room
- desires of students and reasons for their deviation
- teachers’ wishes and what they actually wished for
- how did this New Year's Eve end?
- and even whether the hat was found...
- that is, the full text of the class skit for the New Year
You can come up with it yourself or receive from me within 24 hours after payment , cost and details are indicated on the page ""
Or you can choose another fun one - “New Year with Sherlock Holmes” (an article about it has already been published).
And also appeared on the website. It's perfect for the New Year too. Children will be interested in performing it.
In general, there will be mutual benefits in any case))
With wishes for New Year's miracles,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.